Girl Insults

The smartest thing ever to come out of your mouth was a penis.

Maybe you should eat make-up so you can be pretty on the inside, bitch.

Bitch, I don't want your boyfriend. Nobody wants your boyfriend; that's why he's with you!

Twinkle twinkle little slut, You like dick inside your butt.

Trust me, not even make-up can make you look good... unless it's Halloween.

Twinkle Twinkle little slut, Name a guy you haven't f*cked, Was he skinny, was he tall, Nevermind you did them all.

What did your left leg say to your right leg? Nothing! They've never met.

I'm not saying you're a whore, but if dicks had wings, your mouth would be an airport.

You're not popular, your vagina is.

Your make-up looks as if it was applied with a shotgun.

Twinkle twinkle little whore, close your legs, they're not a door.

Excuse me, but you have a little bit of face on your make-up there.

Girls who claim that a lot of guys are after them should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers.

Nice tan! What's your race? Carrot?

Having a tan is attractive. Having skin sponsored by Doritos isn't.

Honey, your makeup looks like you got gang-banged by Crayola!

You've had more wieners than Heinz Ketchup.

I'm not saying you're a slut, but your vagina has been used more than Google.

You're spreading rumors about me? At least you found a hobby spreading something other than your legs.

She's stroked more wood than a Furniture Polisher.