Girl Insults

What's the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.

Your face can shrivel a man like a 3 hour bath.

Yo momma won't have to spend a penny on a tampon. She already uses your Dad's dick.

Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as your back?

KFC banned you for having a bigger bucket than them.

Hello sir. OH I'm sorry I didn't realize your breasts were so small! I'll try to be more observant next time.

I thought bra's are meant for boobs not tissues

If your boobs are so big why are there 17 socks in there?

If you didn't have feet you wouldn't wear shoes. Then why do you wear a bra??!

You're just mad cause your Tampon's in too far.

Your girlfriend is so ugly she went to a dog show. And won.

You're so developed, a plane can crash into your boobs.

I bet a chicken breast has bigger breasts than you do.

Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

They call her 'The radio station' cause she's so easy to pick up.

Is it just me, or do you have the chest of an Eleven year old boy?

Your chest is as flat as a landing strip.

Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

If I wanted a bitch, I would have bought a DOG!!

Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!