Funny Insults

Yo momma's so fat, she needs a wrist watch on both hands because she's in two different time zones!

Yo momma's so poor, when she started walking around with 1 shoe on, people asked "Did you lose you're shoe, sir?" and she responded "No I found one!"

Yo momma's so stupid, when I said drinks are on the house she got a ladder to get them!

I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?

Wow, I see you have fallen from heaven, but landed with your face.

Yo momma's so fat, she left the house with high heels and when she came back she was on flip flops.

I heard that you were a lady-killer. They take one look at you and die of shock.

You're so poor that if you didn't have a hard on when Christmas came, you wouldn't have anything to play with.

Yo momma's so fat and heavy, she sat on a dollar bill and made George Washington's nose bleed.

Yo momma's so fat, she went in the cinema and sat next to everyone.

Yo mamma's so ugly, if she became a scarecrow all the corn would run away.

Yo momma so nasty, she did the splits and left stains on the carpet!

Is that your head, or did your neck blow a bubble?

Yo momma's so fat, she puts tampons on with a bazooka.

You're so fat that when a person was having sex with you they rolled over twice, they were still on top of you!

Your house is so unsanitary, I went to the kitchen to get a snack and found roaches twerking in the fridge.

You're so ugly, you almost look like your mother did, before the operation.

Yo momma's mouth is so big, she speaks in surround sound.

Yo momma's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.

Yo momma's so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.