Funny Insults
There are 190 funny insults and comebacks.
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Yo momma's so stupid, when I said drinks are on the house she got a ladder to get them!33
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You're so poor that if you didn't have a hard on when Christmas came, you wouldn't have anything to play with.22
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Your house is so unsanitary, I went to the kitchen to get a snack and found roaches twerking in the fridge.21
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Guy 1: Why are you so fat?
Guy 2: Everytime I make love to your wife, she gives me a pizza.-75 -
You're so bald, that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.271
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Yo momma's so fat, she puts tampons on with a bazooka.18
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Do up your flies, your brain's hanging out.-188
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Somebody call animal control! There's a stray bitch running around!173
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Your dick belongs in your pants, not in your personality.461
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God made mountains, God made trees, God made you but we all make mistakes.902
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Your sex life is like the rainbow; crazy people search for it, midgets have gone through it, and every gayman in America supports it.68
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Your momma's butt is so big, she got stopped at the airport for having 200 pounds of crack!751
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My testicles just dropped.....WITH A VENGENCE!!!-220
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Yo momma's so hairy, when you were born she gave you a rug burn.40
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I'm the type of person to laugh at mistakes so sorry if I laugh at your face.952
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Is that your head, or did your neck blow a bubble?16
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Hey I forgot to tell you: the bakery called, they said they want their rolls back.157
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
PornHub is down,
Your mother's Facebook will do.604 -
Your balls are so saggy you can teabag someone while doing a hand stand.202
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I would say that you are barking up the wrong tree, but that is your natural voice.62