Funny Insults

There are 190 funny insults and comebacks.

  • Yo momma's so stupid, when I said drinks are on the house she got a ladder to get them!
    33
  • You're so poor that if you didn't have a hard on when Christmas came, you wouldn't have anything to play with.
    22
  • Your house is so unsanitary, I went to the kitchen to get a snack and found roaches twerking in the fridge.
    21
  • Guy 1: Why are you so fat?
    Guy 2: Everytime I make love to your wife, she gives me a pizza.
    -75
  • You're so bald, that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
    271
  • Yo momma's so fat, she puts tampons on with a bazooka.
    18
  • Do up your flies, your brain's hanging out.
    -188
  • Somebody call animal control! There's a stray bitch running around!
    173
  • Your dick belongs in your pants, not in your personality.
    461
  • God made mountains, God made trees, God made you but we all make mistakes.
    902
  • Your sex life is like the rainbow; crazy people search for it, midgets have gone through it, and every gayman in America supports it.
    68
  • Your momma's butt is so big, she got stopped at the airport for having 200 pounds of crack!
    751
  • My testicles just dropped.....WITH A VENGENCE!!!
    -220
  • Yo momma's so hairy, when you were born she gave you a rug burn.
    40
  • I'm the type of person to laugh at mistakes so sorry if I laugh at your face.
    952
  • Is that your head, or did your neck blow a bubble?
    16
  • Hey I forgot to tell you: the bakery called, they said they want their rolls back.
    157
  • Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    PornHub is down,
    Your mother's Facebook will do.
    604
  • Your balls are so saggy you can teabag someone while doing a hand stand.
    202
  • I would say that you are barking up the wrong tree, but that is your natural voice.
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