Funny Insults
There are 190 funny insults and comebacks.
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Who lit the fuse on your tampon?657
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I heard that you were a lady-killer. They take one look at you and die of shock.30
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I get so emotional when you're not around. That emotion is called happiness.103
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Your so fat that when got on the elevater it said only 15 people at a time maximum thank you66
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Your balls are so saggy you can teabag someone while doing a hand stand.201
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Somewhere out there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breathe. I think you owe it an apology.370
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.-38
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What did you have for breakfast? Bitch Flakes?722
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If you were any more of a dick, gay guys would be trying to suck your forehead.239
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You're so ugly, you make blind kids cry.76
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You're the cum your mother should have swallowed.363
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Disability jokes aren't funny. I have a friend in a wheelchair who can't stand them.-139
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Bully: You're stupid!
Comeback: So was you Dad when he thought he didn't need a condom.570 -
Behind every fat person there's someone beautiful. No seriously, you're in the way.191
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Do you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea.188
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Yo momma's like a bowling ball; she gets fingered, thrown down an alley and comes back for more.91
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Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!174
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You wanna know how I know you're an autobot? You have to "roll out" of everywhere you go.33
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Twinkle twinkle little whore, close your legs, they're not a door.1.2K
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Not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina was a video game, it'd be rated E for everyone.482