Funny Insults

There are 190 funny insults and comebacks.

  • I couldn't help but notice that "awesome" ends with "me", and "ugly" begins with "u".
    310
  • You're so poor that if you didn't have a hard on when Christmas came, you wouldn't have anything to play with.
    24
  • I heard that you were fired from the sperm factory for drinking on the job!
    71
  • You're proof that evolution can go in reverse.
    369
  • You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.
    624
  • Yo Momma's so poor burglars break into her home and leave money.
    131
  • I guess those penis enlargement pills are working - you're twice the dick you were yesterday!
    1.1K
  • Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    PornHub is down,
    Your mother's Facebook will do.
    710
  • I've been told that inside every fat person, there's someone beautiful... I'm just wondering who the hell you ate!?
    227
  • I'm the type of person to laugh at mistakes so sorry if I laugh at your face.
    1.2K
  • Do up your flies, your brain's hanging out.
    -193
  • Yo momma's so ugly, she scared the shit out of the toilet.
    86
  • Twinkle twinkle little whore, close your legs, they're not a door.
    1.4K
  • Your mother was arrested for littering every time she dropped you off at school.
    328
  • Yo momma so ugly she made a blind kid cry.
    126
  • Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
    662
  • Yo momma's like a bowling ball; she gets fingered, thrown down an alley and comes back for more.
    95
  • Yo momma's so hairy, when you were born she gave you a rug burn.
    42
  • If you've got a problem take it up with my ass, because that's the only one that gives a crap!
    327
  • Yo momma's so fat, she left the house with high heels and when she came back she was on flip flops.
    39