Funny Insults

There are 190 funny insults and comebacks.

  • Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
    657
  • I heard that you were a lady-killer. They take one look at you and die of shock.
    30
  • I get so emotional when you're not around. That emotion is called happiness.
    103
  • Your so fat that when got on the elevater it said only 15 people at a time maximum thank you
    66
  • Your balls are so saggy you can teabag someone while doing a hand stand.
    201
  • Somewhere out there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breathe. I think you owe it an apology.
    370
  • If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
    -38
  • What did you have for breakfast? Bitch Flakes?
    722
  • If you were any more of a dick, gay guys would be trying to suck your forehead.
    239
  • You're so ugly, you make blind kids cry.
    76
  • You're the cum your mother should have swallowed.
    363
  • Disability jokes aren't funny. I have a friend in a wheelchair who can't stand them.
    -139
  • Bully: You're stupid!
    Comeback: So was you Dad when he thought he didn't need a condom.
    570
  • Behind every fat person there's someone beautiful. No seriously, you're in the way.
    191
  • Do you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea.
    188
  • Yo momma's like a bowling ball; she gets fingered, thrown down an alley and comes back for more.
    91
  • Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
    174
  • You wanna know how I know you're an autobot? You have to "roll out" of everywhere you go.
    33
  • Twinkle twinkle little whore, close your legs, they're not a door.
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  • Not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina was a video game, it'd be rated E for everyone.
    482