Funny Insults
There are 190 funny insults and comebacks.
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Yo momma's so dumb, her favorite color is clear.-40
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I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and SHIT a better argument than that.1.1K
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You're so fat, I took a picture of you last Christmas and it's still printing.234
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You're proof that evolution can go in reverse.364
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I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.4K
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Your comeback was so stupid, it didn't even comeback!-900
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You're the cum your mother should have swallowed.364
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You know that thing above your neck? Yeah, you might want to trade it for a face.-15
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Your family tree must be a cactus because you're all pricks.322
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Your ass is so fat, your asshole is mistaken for the blackhole.437
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You're so fat, when you get into row boat it becomes a submarine.104
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So a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.76
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Having a tan is attractive. Having skin sponsored by Doritos isn't.168
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Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?
One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.378 -
You're so bald, that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.280
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By the way, the zoo called, the baboons want their butts back, so you'll have to find a new face.1K
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You're a good example of why some animals eat their young.496
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Roses are red, monsters are green, look in the mirror, you'll see what I mean.601
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At least my birth certificate isn't an apology letter from the Trojan Co.160
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You wanna know how I know you're an autobot? You have to "roll out" of everywhere you go.42