Funny Insults

There are 190 funny insults and comebacks.

  • Glad you think I give a fuck but sorry, no such luck.
    359
  • Insult: You smell.
    Comeback: Like your Mom's pussy!
    71
  • Your house is so unsanitary, I went to the kitchen to get a snack and found roaches twerking in the fridge.
    20
  • I would say that you are barking up the wrong tree, but that is your natural voice.
    64
  • You should wear a condom on your head because if you're gonna act like a dick you might as well dress like one!
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  • You're so fat, when you get into row boat it becomes a submarine.
    156
  • Your breath stinks. Did you eat your period?
    -137
  • If you've got a problem take it up with my ass, because that's the only one that gives a crap!
    327
  • You've got more dick in your personality than you have in your pants.
    451
  • I'd slap you, but that would be animal abuse.
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  • The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.
    -88
  • If Moses had seen your face, there would have been another commandment.
    89
  • You're so ugly if you joined an ugly contest, they'd say "Sorry, no professionals!"
    431
  • I fart to make you smell better.
    455
  • Yo momma's like a chicken coop; cocks flying in and out all day!
    39
  • Yo mamma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn
    429
  • You know that thing above your neck? Yeah, you might want to trade it for a face.
    -17
  • You're so dumb, you think Cheerios are doughnut seeds.
    118
  • Roses are red, monsters are green, look in the mirror, you'll see what I mean.
    757
  • Yo mama is like a brick: She dirty, flat on both sides and she always get laid by mexicans.
    78