Funny Insults
There are 190 funny insults and comebacks.
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Glad you think I give a fuck but sorry, no such luck.359
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Insult: You smell.
Comeback: Like your Mom's pussy!71 -
Your house is so unsanitary, I went to the kitchen to get a snack and found roaches twerking in the fridge.20
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I would say that you are barking up the wrong tree, but that is your natural voice.64
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You should wear a condom on your head because if you're gonna act like a dick you might as well dress like one!3K
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You're so fat, when you get into row boat it becomes a submarine.156
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Your breath stinks. Did you eat your period?-137
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If you've got a problem take it up with my ass, because that's the only one that gives a crap!327
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You've got more dick in your personality than you have in your pants.451
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I'd slap you, but that would be animal abuse.2.4K
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The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.-88
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If Moses had seen your face, there would have been another commandment.89
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You're so ugly if you joined an ugly contest, they'd say "Sorry, no professionals!"431
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I fart to make you smell better.455
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Yo momma's like a chicken coop; cocks flying in and out all day!39
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Yo mamma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn429
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You know that thing above your neck? Yeah, you might want to trade it for a face.-17
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You're so dumb, you think Cheerios are doughnut seeds.118
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Roses are red, monsters are green, look in the mirror, you'll see what I mean.757
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Yo mama is like a brick: She dirty, flat on both sides and she always get laid by mexicans.78