Funny Insults

There are 190 funny insults and comebacks.

  • Yo momma's so dumb, her favorite color is clear.
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  • I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and SHIT a better argument than that.
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  • You're so fat, I took a picture of you last Christmas and it's still printing.
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  • You're proof that evolution can go in reverse.
    364
  • I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
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  • Your comeback was so stupid, it didn't even comeback!
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  • You're the cum your mother should have swallowed.
    364
  • You know that thing above your neck? Yeah, you might want to trade it for a face.
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  • Your family tree must be a cactus because you're all pricks.
    322
  • Your ass is so fat, your asshole is mistaken for the blackhole.
    437
  • You're so fat, when you get into row boat it becomes a submarine.
    104
  • So a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
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  • Having a tan is attractive. Having skin sponsored by Doritos isn't.
    168
  • Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?

    One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.
    378
  • You're so bald, that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
    280
  • By the way, the zoo called, the baboons want their butts back, so you'll have to find a new face.
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  • You're a good example of why some animals eat their young.
    496
  • Roses are red, monsters are green, look in the mirror, you'll see what I mean.
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  • At least my birth certificate isn't an apology letter from the Trojan Co.
    160
  • You wanna know how I know you're an autobot? You have to "roll out" of everywhere you go.
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