Funny Insults
There are 190 funny insults and comebacks.
- 1I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.4K
- 2You should wear a condom on your head because if you're gonna act like a dick you might as well dress like one!3K
- 3I'd slap you, but that would be animal abuse.2.4K
- 4Roses are red, shit is brown, shut the fuck up, and sit the fuck down.1.9K
- 5My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.1.8K
- 6At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face.1.5K
- 7Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.1.3K
- 8Twinkle twinkle little whore, close your legs, they're not a door.1.3K
- 9If your gonna be two faced, honey at least make one of them pretty.1.1K
- 10Fashion Tip 101: You only need to wear one pair of socks at a time and they belong on your feet not in your bra1.1K
- 11I see you were so impressed with your first chin that you added two more.1.1K
- 12I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and SHIT a better argument than that.1.1K
- 13I guess those penis enlargement pills are working - you're twice the dick you were yesterday!1.1K
- 14I'm the type of person to laugh at mistakes so sorry if I laugh at your face.1.1K
- 15I failed a spelling test because they asked me how to spell 'bitch' and I wrote down your name.1K
- 16By the way, the zoo called, the baboons want their butts back, so you'll have to find a new face.1K
- 17I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!975
- 18God made mountains, God made trees, God made you but we all make mistakes.905
- 19If I would like to hear from an asshole, I'd fart!900
- 20God made coke, God made pepsi, God made me, oh so sexy, God made rivers, God made lakes, God made you,... well we all make mistakes.897