Funny Insults

God made coke, God made pepsi, God made me, oh so sexy, God made rivers, God made lakes, God made you,... well we all make mistakes.

If I would like to hear from an asshole, I'd fart!

You're so ugly, when you were born your mom said "What a treasure" and your dad said "Yea lets go bury it"!

Roses are red, monsters are green, look in the mirror, you'll see what I mean.

Roses are red, and bananas are yellow yo mama so fat she giggle like jellow.

Your momma's butt is so big, she got stopped at the airport for having 200 pounds of crack!

What did you have for breakfast? Bitch Flakes?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, PornHub is down, Your mother's Facebook will do.

How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

You tried to set your password as "Mypenis", but it came back with: "Error. Not long enough."

Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!

You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.

I'm not an astronomer, but I'm pretty sure that the Earth revolves around the Sun and not you.

Bully: You're stupid! Comeback: So was you Dad when he thought he didn't need a condom.

Not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina was a video game, it'd be rated E for everyone.

Maybe if you wait a little longer, a fuck will fall in my hand and I can give it to you.

You're a good example of why some animals eat their young.

At least ginger kids have something to look forward to in later life. Like going grey.

Your dick belongs in your pants, not in your personality.