Funny Insults
There are 190 funny insults and comebacks.
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Disability jokes aren't funny. I have a friend in a wheelchair who can't stand them.-139
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You tried to set your password as "Mypenis", but it came back with: "Error. Not long enough."627
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You are so ugly, the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper.418
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Not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina was a video game, it'd be rated E for everyone.507
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You lips keep moving, but all I hear is "blah, blah, blah."-1,431
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Maybe if you wait a little longer, a fuck will fall in my hand and I can give it to you.518
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I'm not saying I hate you, I just hope you get fingered by Wolverine.326
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Your comeback was so stupid, it didn't even comeback!-918
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I failed a spelling test because they asked me how to spell 'bitch' and I wrote down your name.1K
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Your doctor called with your colonoscopy results. Good news, they found your head!165
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You're so ugly, when you walk through a haunted house, you come out with a paycheck.226
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I'm not an astronomer, but I'm pretty sure that the Earth revolves around the Sun and not you.588
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I guess those penis enlargement pills are working - you're twice the dick you were yesterday!1.1K
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Yo momma's like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods.63
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Deja Poo: The feeling that you've heard this crap before.75
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You're so dumb, you think Cheerios are doughnut seeds.115
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.-40
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Person: You are what you eat.
Comeback: Perhaps that's why you're such a dick.413 -
Your house is so nasty, I tripped over a rat, and a cockroach stole my wallet.-7
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Bully: You're stupid!
Comeback: So was you Dad when he thought he didn't need a condom.585