Funny Insults

There are 190 funny insults and comebacks.

  • Yo momma's so stupid, she took a ruler with her to bed to see how long she slept.
    254
  • At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face.
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  • Your ass is so fat, your asshole is mistaken for the blackhole.
    434
  • I would say that you are barking up the wrong tree, but that is your natural voice.
    62
  • You should wear a condom on your head because if you're gonna act like a dick you might as well dress like one!
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  • Yo mamma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn
    424
  • You're so bald, that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
    271
  • Yo Momma's so poor burglars break into her home and leave money.
    130
  • What did you have for breakfast? Bitch Flakes?
    723
  • Your mom is like cotton: round, white, and gets picked up by black people.
    -23
  • Your balls are so saggy you can teabag someone while doing a hand stand.
    202
  • You remind me of a builders bottom, full of bare faced cheek.
    -59
  • Don't look out of the window, people will think that it's Halloween.
    181
  • You've a face like a million dollars - all green and wrinkled.
    138
  • You're so ugly when you went to the haunted house they offered you a job.
    192
  • You're so ugly, you almost look like your mother did, before the operation.
    16
  • If I wanted my comeback I would have licked it of your Mum's tits last night.
    -76
  • Your so fat that when got on the elevater it said only 15 people at a time maximum thank you
    67
  • God made coke, God made pepsi, God made me, oh so sexy, God made rivers, God made lakes, God made you,... well we all make mistakes.
    888
  • KFC banned you for having a bigger bucket than them.
    211