- Yo mama is like a brick: She dirty, flat on both sides and she always get laid by mexicans.78
- Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.1.3K
- I'd slap you, but that would be animal abuse.2.4K
- Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as your back?903
- Do you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea.191
- I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and SHIT a better argument than that.1.1K
- You're the cum your mother should have swallowed.364
- I have a head pain from your mom screaming last night.-38
- Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from you.234
- Yo momma so ugly she made a blind kid cry.126
- I heard that you were fired from the sperm factory for drinking on the job!71
- If your gonna be two faced, honey at least make one of them pretty.1.1K
- You're so poor that if you didn't have a hard on when Christmas came, you wouldn't have anything to play with.24
- You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.275
- If you've got a problem take it up with my ass, because that's the only one that gives a crap!327
- You're so bald, I can see my reflection.-136
- Me: Why do you have no dick.
You: I do.
Me: The one on your mom doesn't count.84
- The only vagina that you're going to ever see is the one that you fell out of when you were born.373
- Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?
One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.386
- You hear that? That's the sound of your balls not dropping.304