Funny Insults

Me: Why do you have no dick. You: I do. Me: The one on your mom doesn't count.

Deja Poo: The feeling that you've heard this crap before.

Yo mama is like a brick: She dirty, flat on both sides and she always get laid by mexicans.

I heard that you were fired from the sperm factory for drinking on the job!

Save your breath, you'll need it to blow up your date!

I know you special that's why I wave with one finger.

Yo momma's like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods.

Your sex life is like the rainbow; crazy people search for it, midgets have gone through it, and every gayman in America supports it.

Insult: You smell. Comeback: Like your Mom's pussy!

She's stroked more wood than a Furniture Polisher.

You remind me of my chinese friend; Ugg-lee.

You're so stupid, when someone said that drinks are on the house, you got a ladder.

I would say that you are barking up the wrong tree, but that is your natural voice.

You wanna know how I know you're an autobot? You have to "roll out" of everywhere you go.

You're so uptight, if I stuck a piece of coal up your ass, within a week it would be a diamond.

Yo momma's so fat, when she goes inside an elevator, the only direction is always down.

Yo momma's like a chicken coop; cocks flying in and out all day!

Yo momma's so hairy, when you were born she gave you a rug burn.

Yo momma's so fat, when she sat on her iPod, she made it an iPad.

I hate you. Maybe not in the "I hope you die" kind of way, rather "I hope you develop an allergy to bacon". And ice cream.