Funny Insults

God made mountains, God made trees, God made you but we all make mistakes.

He's got a Dick like a turkey poking his head through a bush.

He's got a Dick like a baby's arm holding an orange.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!

Yo momma's so fat, she puts tampons on with a bazooka.

Your momma's butt is so big, she got stopped at the airport for having 200 pounds of crack!

Wow, you're so slow, is your ping at 999?

I see you were so impressed with your first chin that you added two more.

You're proof that evolution can go in reverse.

My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.

At least ginger kids have something to look forward to in later life. Like going grey.

I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

You're so poor that if you didn't have a hard on when Christmas came, you wouldn't have anything to play with.

Yo mammas so fat you could slap her legs and ride the waves!

Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

If I would like to hear from an asshole, I'd fart!

I fart to make you smell better.

Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?

By the way, the zoo called, the baboons want their butts back, so you'll have to find a new face.

Your so fat, when you're hungry the elephants hide.