Funny Insults

Fashion Tip 101: You only need to wear one pair of socks at a time and they belong on your feet not in your bra

Yo momma's so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

You're a good example of why some animals eat their young.

You're so ugly, when you were born your mom said "What a treasure" and your dad said "Yea lets go bury it"!

How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!

You're so ugly if you joined an ugly contest, they'd say "Sorry, no professionals!"

You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.

I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo.