Funny Insults

If I wanted my comeback I would have licked it of your Mum's tits last night.

You're so ugly, you almost look like your mother did, before the operation.

You're so ugly when you went to the haunted house they offered you a job.

You've a face like a million dollars - all green and wrinkled.

Don't look out of the window, people will think that it's Halloween.

You remind me of a builders bottom, full of bare faced cheek.

Your balls are so saggy you can teabag someone while doing a hand stand.

Your mom is like cotton: round, white, and gets picked up by black people.

What did you have for breakfast? Bitch Flakes?

Yo Momma's so poor burglars break into her home and leave money.

You're so bald, that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.

Yo mamma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn

You should wear a condom on your head because if you're gonna act like a dick you might as well dress like one!

I would say that you are barking up the wrong tree, but that is your natural voice.

Your ass is so fat, your asshole is mistaken for the blackhole.

At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face.

Yo momma's so stupid, she took a ruler with her to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo momma's so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.

I wonder how many children are in that stomach.

Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!