Freak Insults

Somebody call the zoo! There's been an escape from the simian exhibit.

Some babies were dropped on their heads but you were clearly thrown at a wall.

I would say you look like a monkey but that would insult them.

God made coke, God made pepsi, God made me, oh so sexy, God made rivers, God made lakes, God made you,... well we all make mistakes.

People like you are the reason they made the morning after pill.

I would insult you are you but you would only take it as a complement.

Life without douchebags is a life without you. Because you can account for all of them.

How many times do I have to flush to get rid of you?

The last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.

I bet the only place you're ever invited is outside.

You're so ugly that when you entered the Ms Ugly competition they said "Sorry, no professionals allowed."

God made mountains, God made trees, God made you but we all make mistakes.

Mirrors don't talk. Lucky for you they don't laugh either.

I had a nightmare. I dreamt I was you.

You're so stupid, you think the web is made by spiders.

You sound reasonable.. Time to up the medication.

I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?

Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, but what the hell happened to you!?

The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.