Freak Insults

There are 81 freak insults and comebacks.

  • If I write a recommendation for you, the reader would think it's a detailed case study of neurodegenrative disorders.
    40
  • Insult: You're jealous!
    Comeback: Yes, I'm jealous of people who don't know you.
    908
  • You're so pathetic, your imaginary friend hates you.
    218
  • You're so ugly, the only dates that you get are on a calendar.
    52
  • You're the reason God created the middle finger.
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  • You're so ugly, when you were born your mom said "What a treasure" and your dad said "Yea lets go bury it"!
    768
  • You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.
    621
  • I'm the type of person to laugh at mistakes so sorry if I laugh at your face.
    879
  • You're the reason God created Birth Control.
    224
  • If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents.
    178
  • Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
    566
  • THE EARTH IS FULL GO HOME.
    766
  • You're a good example of why some animals eat their young.
    491
  • You could make a fortune helping people loose weight; one look at you and they loose their appetite!
    421
  • Is your name Dan Druff? You get into people's hair.
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  • I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo.
    177
  • Your dad should of had made a white spot in the sheets instead of a black spot in society!
    62
  • Someone up there must have a sense of humor because you're a joke.
    153
  • You're so ugly, when you were born, your mom said "What a treasure!" and your dad said "Yes, let's bury it!"
    110
  • Yo mamma's so ugly, if she became a scarecrow all the corn would run away.
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