Freak Insults

There are 81 freak insults and comebacks.

  • 1
    You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
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  • 2
    Have you been shopping lately? They are selling lives at the mall - you should get one.
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  • 3
    Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
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  • 4
    Some babies were dropped on their heads but you were clearly thrown at a wall.
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  • 5
    Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, but what the hell happened to you!?
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  • 6
    You're the reason God created the middle finger.
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  • 7
    By the way, the zoo called, the baboons want their butts back, so you'll have to find a new face.
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  • 8
    Insult: You're jealous!
    Comeback: Yes, I'm jealous of people who don't know you.
    907
  • 9
    God made mountains, God made trees, God made you but we all make mistakes.
    902
  • 10
    God made coke, God made pepsi, God made me, oh so sexy, God made rivers, God made lakes, God made you,... well we all make mistakes.
    882
  • 11
    I'm the type of person to laugh at mistakes so sorry if I laugh at your face.
    873
  • 12
    Every time I'm next to you, I get a fierce desire to be alone.
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  • 13
    I had a nightmare. I dreamt I was you.
    804
  • 14
    You're so ugly, when you were born your mom said "What a treasure" and your dad said "Yea lets go bury it"!
    768
  • 15
    THE EARTH IS FULL GO HOME.
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  • 16
    I would love to insult you, but I'm afraid I won't do as well as nature did.
    716
  • 17
    How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
    686
  • 18
    Roses are red, violets are blue, faces like yours belong in a zoo, don't worry I will be there too, not in a cage but laughing at you!
    646
  • 19
    I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
    641
  • 20
    You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.
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