Freak Insults
There are 81 freak insults and comebacks.
- 1You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.2.7K
- 2Have you been shopping lately? They are selling lives at the mall - you should get one.2.4K
- 3Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.1.9K
- 4Some babies were dropped on their heads but you were clearly thrown at a wall.1.4K
- 5Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, but what the hell happened to you!?1.4K
- 6You're the reason God created the middle finger.1.4K
- 7I'm the type of person to laugh at mistakes so sorry if I laugh at your face.1.1K
- 8By the way, the zoo called, the baboons want their butts back, so you'll have to find a new face.1K
- 9Insult: You're jealous!
Comeback: Yes, I'm jealous of people who don't know you.917 - 10God made mountains, God made trees, God made you but we all make mistakes.905
- 11God made coke, God made pepsi, God made me, oh so sexy, God made rivers, God made lakes, God made you,... well we all make mistakes.897
- 12Every time I'm next to you, I get a fierce desire to be alone.833
- 13Roses are red, violets are blue, faces like yours belong in a zoo, don't worry I will be there too, not in a cage but laughing at you!825
- 14I had a nightmare. I dreamt I was you.810
- 15You're so ugly, when you were born your mom said "What a treasure" and your dad said "Yea lets go bury it"!785
- 16THE EARTH IS FULL GO HOME.776
- 17I would love to insult you, but I'm afraid I won't do as well as nature did.731
- 18How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?695
- 19I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?647
- 20You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.623