Freak Insults
There are 81 freak insults and comebacks.
- 1You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.2.7K
- 2Have you been shopping lately? They are selling lives at the mall - you should get one.2.4K
- 3Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.1.9K
- 4Some babies were dropped on their heads but you were clearly thrown at a wall.1.4K
- 5Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, but what the hell happened to you!?1.4K
- 6You're the reason God created the middle finger.1.4K
- 7By the way, the zoo called, the baboons want their butts back, so you'll have to find a new face.1K
- 8Insult: You're jealous!
Comeback: Yes, I'm jealous of people who don't know you.907 - 9God made mountains, God made trees, God made you but we all make mistakes.902
- 10God made coke, God made pepsi, God made me, oh so sexy, God made rivers, God made lakes, God made you,... well we all make mistakes.882
- 11I'm the type of person to laugh at mistakes so sorry if I laugh at your face.873
- 12Every time I'm next to you, I get a fierce desire to be alone.827
- 13I had a nightmare. I dreamt I was you.804
- 14You're so ugly, when you were born your mom said "What a treasure" and your dad said "Yea lets go bury it"!768
- 15THE EARTH IS FULL GO HOME.764
- 16I would love to insult you, but I'm afraid I won't do as well as nature did.716
- 17How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?686
- 18Roses are red, violets are blue, faces like yours belong in a zoo, don't worry I will be there too, not in a cage but laughing at you!646
- 19I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?641
- 20You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.621