Freak Insults

I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.

The last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.

How many times do I have to flush to get rid of you?

You're a good example of why some animals eat their young.

You could make a fortune helping people loose weight; one look at you and they loose their appetite!

You're proof that evolution can go in reverse.

Mirrors don't talk. Lucky for you they don't laugh either.

Your mother was arrested for littering every time she dropped you off at school.

People like you are the reason they made the morning after pill.

If shit took a look at you it would say hi mom.

You're so pathetic, your imaginary friend hates you.

Is that your head or did your neck throw-up?

You're the reason God created Birth Control.

Person: What are you looking at? You: HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, IT TALKS!!!

Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?

If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents.

I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo.

Your face could turn Medusa to stone.

You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals.