Freak Insults

I would love to insult you, but I'm afraid I won't do as well as nature did.

Get off, you malignant growth!

Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident?!

Your mother was arrested for littering every time she dropped you off at school.

I have heard of being hit with an ugly-stick, but you were clearly hit out of the park.

You're so ugly, when you moon people, they turn into werewolves.

You're so ugly, when your Mum dropped you off at school, she got done for littering!

Person: What are you looking at? You: HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, IT TALKS!!!

You're so ugly, made Hello Kitty say Good-Bye!

You are an oxygen thief.

Is that your head, or did your neck blow a bubble?

You're so ugly, you make onions cry.

When you open your mouth, the flies on the other side of the world notice.

Looks like you got into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't looking.

If I could be one person for a day, it sure as hell wouldn't be you.

If shit took a look at you it would say hi mom.

300 million sperm cells, and you were the quickest?!

I heard you went to a freak show and got in free!

If Moses had seen your face, there would have been another commandment.

Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.