Freak Insults

There are 81 freak insults and comebacks.

  • I would love to insult you, but I'm afraid I won't do as well as nature did.
    728
  • Get off, you malignant growth!
    -324
  • Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident?!
    54
  • Your mother was arrested for littering every time she dropped you off at school.
    321
  • I have heard of being hit with an ugly-stick, but you were clearly hit out of the park.
    8
  • You're so ugly, when you moon people, they turn into werewolves.
    -36
  • You're so ugly, when your Mum dropped you off at school, she got done for littering!
    77
  • Person: What are you looking at?
    You: HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, IT TALKS!!!
    185
  • You're so ugly, made Hello Kitty say Good-Bye!
    80
  • You are an oxygen thief.
    -33
  • Is that your head, or did your neck blow a bubble?
    17
  • You're so ugly, you make onions cry.
    37
  • When you open your mouth, the flies on the other side of the world notice.
    29
  • Looks like you got into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't looking.
    62
  • If I could be one person for a day, it sure as hell wouldn't be you.
    -69
  • If shit took a look at you it would say hi mom.
    258
  • 300 million sperm cells, and you were the quickest?!
    99
  • I heard you went to a freak show and got in free!
    62
  • If Moses had seen your face, there would have been another commandment.
    79
  • Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
    -110