Freak Insults

There are 81 freak insults and comebacks.

  • Good Comebacks
    I would love to insult you, but I'm afraid I won't do as well as nature did.
    735
  • Mean Insults
    Get off, you malignant growth!
    -328
  • Ugly Insults
    Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident?!
    60
  • Mean Insults
    Your mother was arrested for littering every time she dropped you off at school.
    328
  • Ugly Insults
    I have heard of being hit with an ugly-stick, but you were clearly hit out of the park.
    11
  • Ugly Insults
    You're so ugly, when you moon people, they turn into werewolves.
    -63
  • Ugly Insults
    You're so ugly, when your Mum dropped you off at school, she got done for littering!
    87
  • Ugly Insults
    Person: What are you looking at?
    You: HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, IT TALKS!!!
    216
  • Mean Insults
    You're so ugly, made Hello Kitty say Good-Bye!
    79
  • Casual Insults
    You are an oxygen thief.
    -29
  • Idiot Insults
    Is that your head, or did your neck blow a bubble?
    17
  • Ugly Insults
    You're so ugly, you make onions cry.
    55
  • Good Comebacks
    When you open your mouth, the flies on the other side of the world notice.
    29
  • Casual Insults
    Looks like you got into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't looking.
    63
  • Good Comebacks
    If I could be one person for a day, it sure as hell wouldn't be you.
    -69
  • Good Comebacks
    If shit took a look at you it would say hi mom.
    262
  • Rude Insults
    300 million sperm cells, and you were the quickest?!
    100
  • Ugly Insults
    I heard you went to a freak show and got in free!
    68
  • Ugly Insults
    If Moses had seen your face, there would have been another commandment.
    90
  • Good Comebacks
    Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
    -111