Freak Insults

There are 81 freak insults and comebacks.

  • You're so ugly that when you entered the Ms Ugly competition they said "Sorry, no professionals allowed."
    83
  • I bet the only place you're ever invited is outside.
    53
  • The last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.
    517
  • How many times do I have to flush to get rid of you?
    510
  • Life without douchebags is a life without you. Because you can account for all of them.
    82
  • I would insult you are you but you would only take it as a complement.
    41
  • People like you are the reason they made the morning after pill.
    290
  • God made coke, God made pepsi, God made me, oh so sexy, God made rivers, God made lakes, God made you,... well we all make mistakes.
    882
  • I would say you look like a monkey but that would insult them.
    60
  • Some babies were dropped on their heads but you were clearly thrown at a wall.
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  • You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals.
    161
  • Somebody call the zoo! There's been an escape from the simian exhibit.
    24
  • Your face could turn Medusa to stone.
    157
  • There are millions of particles in the universe that we can observe, your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
    31
  • You're the left-overs from the abortion bucket.
    92
  • What did you have for breakfast? Ugly-o's?
    13
  • I would tell you to go to hell, but all dogs go to heaven.
    103
  • If you were any uglier, neanderthals would have superiority complex.
    16
  • I noticed you have a handicapped plate on your car. Is your handicap MENTAL, or what???
    -183
  • There's only one trouble with your face - it shows!
    75