Freak Insults

Roses are red, violets are blue, faces like yours belong in a zoo, don't worry I will be there too, not in a cage but laughing at you!

Yo mamma's so ugly, if she became a scarecrow all the corn would run away.

You're so ugly, when you were born, your mom said "What a treasure!" and your dad said "Yes, let's bury it!"

Someone up there must have a sense of humor because you're a joke.

Your dad should of had made a white spot in the sheets instead of a black spot in society!

I'm the type of person to laugh at mistakes so sorry if I laugh at your face.

You're so ugly, the only dates that you get are on a calendar.

You're so pathetic, your imaginary friend hates you.

If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents.

Insult: You're jealous! Comeback: Yes, I'm jealous of people who don't know you.

You're the reason God created Birth Control.

If I write a recommendation for you, the reader would think it's a detailed case study of neurodegenrative disorders.

There's only one trouble with your face - it shows!

I noticed you have a handicapped plate on your car. Is your handicap MENTAL, or what???

If you were any uglier, neanderthals would have superiority complex.

I would tell you to go to hell, but all dogs go to heaven.

What did you have for breakfast? Ugly-o's?

You're the left-overs from the abortion bucket.

There are millions of particles in the universe that we can observe, your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.

Your face could turn Medusa to stone.