Freak Insults
There are 81 freak insults and comebacks.
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I would say you look like a monkey but that would insult them.62
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Yo mamma's so ugly, if she became a scarecrow all the corn would run away.24
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If you were any uglier, neanderthals would have superiority complex.18
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I would love to insult you, but I'm afraid I won't do as well as nature did.723
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You're so ugly that when you entered the Ms Ugly competition they said "Sorry, no professionals allowed."86
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Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.1.9K
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I have heard of being hit with an ugly-stick, but you were clearly hit out of the park.5
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You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.621
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Someone up there must have a sense of humor because you're a joke.154
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Your face could turn Medusa to stone.158
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I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?643
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Some babies were dropped on their heads but you were clearly thrown at a wall.1.4K
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Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way?-38
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Is that your head or did your neck throw-up?224
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How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?691
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You're the reason God created Birth Control.224
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THE EARTH IS FULL GO HOME.767
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You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.2.7K
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I had a nightmare. I dreamt I was you.808
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You're proof that evolution can go in reverse.360