Freak Insults

There are 81 freak insults and comebacks.

  • Is your name Dan Druff? You get into people's hair.
    -56
  • Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
    566
  • You're so ugly that when you entered the Ms Ugly competition they said "Sorry, no professionals allowed."
    84
  • If I could be one person for a day, it sure as hell wouldn't be you.
    -71
  • If Moses had seen your face, there would have been another commandment.
    76
  • Your dad should of had made a white spot in the sheets instead of a black spot in society!
    62
  • You're so ugly, when your Mum dropped you off at school, she got done for littering!
    73
  • People like you are the reason they made the morning after pill.
    291
  • You're so ugly, when you were born, your mom said "What a treasure!" and your dad said "Yes, let's bury it!"
    110
  • You're so ugly, the only dates that you get are on a calendar.
    52
  • Is that your head or did your neck throw-up?
    223
  • Your face could turn Medusa to stone.
    157
  • There are millions of particles in the universe that we can observe, your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
    32
  • You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.
    621
  • You're a good example of why some animals eat their young.
    491
  • I would love to insult you, but I'm afraid I won't do as well as nature did.
    719
  • Have you been shopping lately? They are selling lives at the mall - you should get one.
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  • You're so ugly, you make onions cry.
    33
  • You're the reason God created the middle finger.
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  • I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
    641