Freak Insults
There are 81 freak insults and comebacks.
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Is your name Dan Druff? You get into people's hair.-56
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Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.566
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You're so ugly that when you entered the Ms Ugly competition they said "Sorry, no professionals allowed."84
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If I could be one person for a day, it sure as hell wouldn't be you.-71
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If Moses had seen your face, there would have been another commandment.76
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Your dad should of had made a white spot in the sheets instead of a black spot in society!62
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You're so ugly, when your Mum dropped you off at school, she got done for littering!73
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People like you are the reason they made the morning after pill.291
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You're so ugly, when you were born, your mom said "What a treasure!" and your dad said "Yes, let's bury it!"110
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You're so ugly, the only dates that you get are on a calendar.52
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Is that your head or did your neck throw-up?223
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Your face could turn Medusa to stone.157
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There are millions of particles in the universe that we can observe, your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.32
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You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.621
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You're a good example of why some animals eat their young.491
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I would love to insult you, but I'm afraid I won't do as well as nature did.719
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Have you been shopping lately? They are selling lives at the mall - you should get one.2.4K
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You're so ugly, you make onions cry.33
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You're the reason God created the middle finger.1.4K
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I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?641