Freak Insults

There are 81 freak insults and comebacks.

  • Ugly Insults
    I would say you look like a monkey but that would insult them.
    62
  • Yo Momma Insults
    Yo mamma's so ugly, if she became a scarecrow all the corn would run away.
    24
  • Ugly Insults
    If you were any uglier, neanderthals would have superiority complex.
    18
  • Good Comebacks
    I would love to insult you, but I'm afraid I won't do as well as nature did.
    723
  • Ugly Insults
    You're so ugly that when you entered the Ms Ugly competition they said "Sorry, no professionals allowed."
    86
  • Rude Insults
    Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
    1.9K
  • Ugly Insults
    I have heard of being hit with an ugly-stick, but you were clearly hit out of the park.
    5
  • Good Comebacks
    You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.
    621
  • Mean Insults
    Someone up there must have a sense of humor because you're a joke.
    154
  • Ugly Insults
    Your face could turn Medusa to stone.
    158
  • Good Comebacks
    I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
    643
  • Idiot Insults
    Some babies were dropped on their heads but you were clearly thrown at a wall.
    1.4K
  • Ugly Insults
    Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way?
    -38
  • Good Comebacks
    Is that your head or did your neck throw-up?
    224
  • Casual Insults
    How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
    691
  • Rude Insults
    You're the reason God created Birth Control.
    224
  • Mean Insults
    THE EARTH IS FULL GO HOME.
    767
  • Mean Insults
    You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
    2.7K
  • Mean Insults
    I had a nightmare. I dreamt I was you.
    808
  • Idiot Insults
    You're proof that evolution can go in reverse.
    360