Random Freak Insults

How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

Is that your head or did your neck throw-up?

I noticed you have a handicapped plate on your car. Is your handicap MENTAL, or what???

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way?

I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo.

Somebody call the zoo! There's been an escape from the simian exhibit.

The last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.

Every time I'm next to you, I get a fierce desire to be alone.

I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

I would tell you to go to hell, but all dogs go to heaven.

Your dad should of had made a white spot in the sheets instead of a black spot in society!

You're so stupid, you think the web is made by spiders.

Is your name Dan Druff? You get into people's hair.

You're so pathetic, your imaginary friend hates you.

God made mountains, God made trees, God made you but we all make mistakes.

If I write a recommendation for you, the reader would think it's a detailed case study of neurodegenrative disorders.

You're so ugly, when you moon people, they turn into werewolves.

300 million sperm cells, and you were the quickest?!

You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals.