Freak Insults

Someone up there must have a sense of humor because you're a joke.

The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

You sound reasonable.. Time to up the medication.

You're so ugly, when you were born, your mom said "What a treasure!" and your dad said "Yes, let's bury it!"

I would tell you to go to hell, but all dogs go to heaven.

You're the left-overs from the abortion bucket.

You're so ugly that when you entered the Ms Ugly competition they said "Sorry, no professionals allowed."

If Moses had seen your face, there would have been another commandment.

300 million sperm cells, and you were the quickest?!

Life without douchebags is a life without you. Because you can account for all of them.

You're so ugly, when your Mum dropped you off at school, she got done for littering!

There's only one trouble with your face - it shows!

You're so ugly, made Hello Kitty say Good-Bye!

I heard you went to a freak show and got in free!

Looks like you got into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't looking.

I bet the only place you're ever invited is outside.

I would say you look like a monkey but that would insult them.

You're so ugly, the only dates that you get are on a calendar.

Your dad should of had made a white spot in the sheets instead of a black spot in society!

Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident?!