Freak Insults

You're so ugly, you make onions cry.

If I write a recommendation for you, the reader would think it's a detailed case study of neurodegenrative disorders.

There are millions of particles in the universe that we can observe, your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.

When you open your mouth, the flies on the other side of the world notice.

I would insult you are you but you would only take it as a complement.

Yo mamma's so ugly, if she became a scarecrow all the corn would run away.

Somebody call the zoo! There's been an escape from the simian exhibit.

Is that your head, or did your neck blow a bubble?

If you were any uglier, neanderthals would have superiority complex.

I have heard of being hit with an ugly-stick, but you were clearly hit out of the park.

What did you have for breakfast? Ugly-o's?

You're so stupid, you think the web is made by spiders.

You are an oxygen thief.

Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way?

Is your name Dan Druff? You get into people's hair.

What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?

You're so ugly, when you moon people, they turn into werewolves.

If I could be one person for a day, it sure as hell wouldn't be you.

Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

I noticed you have a handicapped plate on your car. Is your handicap MENTAL, or what???