Freak Insults

Is that your head or did your neck throw-up?

You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.

Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.

You're proof that evolution can go in reverse.

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

You're the reason God created the middle finger.

THE EARTH IS FULL GO HOME.

By the way, the zoo called, the baboons want their butts back, so you'll have to find a new face.

Have you been shopping lately? They are selling lives at the mall - you should get one.

You're a good example of why some animals eat their young.

Every time I'm next to you, I get a fierce desire to be alone.

You're so ugly, when you were born your mom said "What a treasure" and your dad said "Yea lets go bury it"!

You could make a fortune helping people loose weight; one look at you and they loose their appetite!

How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?

You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.

I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo.

You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals.

Is your name Dan Druff? You get into people's hair.