Fat Insults
There are 139 fat insults and comebacks.
- 1At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face.1.5K
- 2Yo momma's so fat, she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.1.3K
- 3I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can lose weight.1.3K
- 4I see you were so impressed with your first chin that you added two more.1.2K
- 5Roses are red, violets are blue, faces like yours belong in a zoo, don't worry I will be there too, not in a cage but laughing at you!939
- 6You're so fat you get clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!911
- 7Roses are red, and bananas are yellow yo mama so fat she giggle like jellow.781
- 8Your momma's butt is so big, she got stopped at the airport for having 200 pounds of crack!759
- 9Your momma is so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said one at a time please.629
- 10You're so fat, you leave footprints in concrete.477
- 11Your ass is so fat, your asshole is mistaken for the blackhole.456
- 12Your so fat, when you're hungry the elephants hide.446
- 13I know five fat people, and you're three of them.441
- 14It ain't over till the fat lady sings. I'm sorry to bring your mother into this.429
- 15Yo mammas so fat you could slap her legs and ride the waves!421
- 16Yo momma so fat, the only letters of the alphabet she knows are "KFC"418
- 17You're so fat, when you went to space, there was no space left.379
- 18Damn! How long have you been pregnant?357
- 19When you stepped on the scale I thought my phone number popped up.329
- 20Yo momma's so fat, I tried to walk around her and got lost.317