Fat Insults

At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face.

Yo momma's so fat, she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.

I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can lose weight.

I see you were so impressed with your first chin that you added two more.

Roses are red, violets are blue, faces like yours belong in a zoo, don't worry I will be there too, not in a cage but laughing at you!

You're so fat you get clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!

Roses are red, and bananas are yellow yo mama so fat she giggle like jellow.

Your momma's butt is so big, she got stopped at the airport for having 200 pounds of crack!

Your momma is so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said one at a time please.

I know five fat people, and you're three of them.

You're so fat, you leave footprints in concrete.

Your ass is so fat, your asshole is mistaken for the blackhole.

Your so fat, when you're hungry the elephants hide.

It ain't over till the fat lady sings. I'm sorry to bring your mother into this.

Yo mammas so fat you could slap her legs and ride the waves!

You're so fat, when you went to space, there was no space left.

Yo momma so fat, the only letters of the alphabet she knows are "KFC"

Damn! How long have you been pregnant?

When you stepped on the scale I thought my phone number popped up.

Yo momma's so fat, I tried to walk around her and got lost.