Fat Insults

There are 139 fat insults and comebacks.

  • 1
    At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face.
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  • 2
    Yo momma's so fat, she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
    1.2K
  • 3
    I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can lose weight.
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  • 4
    I see you were so impressed with your first chin that you added two more.
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  • 5
    You're so fat you get clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!
    878
  • 6
    Your momma's butt is so big, she got stopped at the airport for having 200 pounds of crack!
    746
  • 7
    Roses are red, violets are blue, faces like yours belong in a zoo, don't worry I will be there too, not in a cage but laughing at you!
    640
  • 8
    Your momma is so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said one at a time please.
    624
  • 9
    Roses are red, and bananas are yellow yo mama so fat she giggle like jellow.
    535
  • 10
    You're so fat, you leave footprints in concrete.
    454
  • 11
    Your ass is so fat, your asshole is mistaken for the blackhole.
    434
  • 12
    Your so fat, when you're hungry the elephants hide.
    430
  • 13
    Yo mammas so fat you could slap her legs and ride the waves!
    416
  • 14
    It ain't over till the fat lady sings. I'm sorry to bring your mother into this.
    415
  • 15
    Yo momma so fat, the only letters of the alphabet she knows are "KFC"
    407
  • 16
    Damn! How long have you been pregnant?
    326
  • 17
    Yo momma's so fat, I tried to walk around her and got lost.
    308
  • 18
    Your mamma so fat when she sat on Walmart all the prices dropped.
    297
  • 19
    When you stepped on the scale I thought my phone number popped up.
    295
  • 20
    You're so fat, you've got more rolls than a bakery.
    294