Fat Insults
There are 139 fat insults and comebacks.
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You're so fat, when you went to space, there was no space left.190
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I know five fat people, and you're three of them.266
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Your mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.-190
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Did you know they used to be called "Jumpolines" until your mom jumped on one?98
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You're so fat, when you sit around the house, you sit AROUND the HOUSE.-301
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Hey, you have something on your chin.... No, the 3rd one down.232
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Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.74
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You're so fat, when you're single it's more like single and ready for a Pringle.60
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Behind every fat person there's someone beautiful. No seriously, you're in the way.187
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Yo momma's so fat, they had to fit speed bumps at the buffet.-20
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Some people carry ketchup with them, some people carry maple syrup with them. But you, you carry the whole fucking McDonald's!140
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You wanna know how I know you're an autobot? You have to "roll out" of everywhere you go.33
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Person: Does this dress make me look fat?
You: No, your fat makes you look fat.101 -
Hey I forgot to tell you: the bakery called, they said they want their rolls back.146
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Yo momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific ocean.66
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Yo momma's so fat, she broke the stair way to heaven.30
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Yo momma's so fat that when she farted, she started global warming.89
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Yo momma’s so fat, the NSA had to build a 2 billion dollar complex to store her weight information.-53
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Yo momma's so fat, she needs a wrist watch on both hands because she's in two different time zones!21
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Yo momma's like the Eiffel Tower; she's so big that all of France has seen her and half of Europe has been up her!-13