Random Fat Insults

Your mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

Yo momma's so fat that when she went on the scales it said: to be continued...

Yo momma's so fat, the NSA had to build a 2 billion dollar complex to store her weight information.

Your so fat, when you're hungry the elephants hide.

You're so fat that when a person was having sex with you they rolled over twice, they were still on top of you!

Yo mama so fat that she left stretch marks in the tub.

Roses are red, and bananas are yellow yo mama so fat she giggle like jellow.

Yo momma's so fat, she needs a wrist watch on both hands because she's in two different time zones!

Your mamma so fat when she sat on Walmart all the prices dropped.

You're the reason god created double doors!

You're so fat, I took a picture of you last Christmas and it's still printing.

You're so fat, when you step on a weighing scale, it says fail.

When was the last time you saw your whole body in the mirror?

You have more rolls then an elephant's scrotum.

Yo Momma's so fat, she needs two husbands just to give her a hug.

I've been told that inside every fat person, there's someone beautiful... I'm just wondering who the hell you ate!?

You're so fat your year book picture was taken by a helicopter.

You're so fat, you stock up for hibernation.

Yo mamma so fat and slutty, she sat down at Yellowstone, and the Earth began fapping.

Your so fat that when got on the elevater it said only 15 people at a time maximum thank you