Fat Insults

There are 139 fat insults and comebacks.

  • Yo Momma's so fat when she walks in front of the TV you miss the 7-hour special.
  • You're so fat, when you're single it's more like single and ready for a Pringle.
  • Every time he goes on a diet, the farmers revolt.
  • Damn - you need a bell hanging from your neck!
  • Yo Momma's so fat, she needs two husbands just to give her a hug.
  • Yo momma's like the Eiffel Tower; she's so big that all of France has seen her and half of Europe has been up her!
  • At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face.
  • You're so fat, your ass looks like a road map.
  • Everyone stop insulting him, he has enough on his plate already.
  • Yo momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she gets a family discount.
  • Yo momma's so fat, I took a picture of her last christmas and it's still printing.
  • Yo momma's so fat, she went in the cinema and sat next to everyone.
  • Yo mamma so fat and slutty, she sat down at Yellowstone, and the Earth began fapping.
  • You're so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for your liposuction!
  • Your so fat that when got on the elevater it said only 15 people at a time maximum thank you
  • Yo momma's so fat, when she sat on her iPod, she made it an iPad.
  • You're so fat, you've got more rolls than a bakery.
  • When was the last time you saw your whole body in the mirror?
  • Person: Does this dress make me look fat?
    You: No, your fat makes you look fat.
  • Yo momma's so fat, she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.