Fat Insults

There are 139 fat insults and comebacks.

  • Yo momma's so fat, when she goes inside an elevator, the only direction is always down.
    25
  • Yo mamma's so fat, when she wore a yellow shirt in public people yelled "Taxi!"
    74
  • Your momma is so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said one at a time please.
    624
  • Yo momma's so fat, the only thing stopping her from going to the gym is the doorframe.
    11
  • Yo momma's so fat, she went in the cinema and sat next to everyone.
    20
  • Yo momma's so dumb, she thought Fleetwood Mac was a burger at McDonald's.
    16
  • Yo momma's so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "TAXI!"
    36
  • You're so fat, when God said let their be light, he said get your fat ass out the way.
    227
  • Yo momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she gets a family discount.
    102
  • You're so fat that when a person was having sex with you they rolled over twice, they were still on top of you!
    13
  • Person: Does this dress make me look fat?
    You: No, your fat makes you look fat.
    103
  • When you stepped on the scale I thought my phone number popped up.
    295
  • Yo momma's so fat, she can't find a clothing STORE that's her size.
    -7
  • Yo momma's so fat, they had to fit speed bumps at the buffet.
    -22
  • You're so fat, when you take a shower your feet don't get wet!
    170
  • Yo mamma's so fat when she went to the beach the all the whales jumped out and started singing "We are Family"
    76
  • Yo momma's so fat that when she farted, she started global warming.
    93
  • Guy 1: Why are you so fat?
    Guy 2: Everytime I make love to your wife, she gives me a pizza.
    -76
  • Yo momma's so fat, when the door bell rings she runs to the microwave!
    133
  • Yo momma is so fat, not even God can lift her spirits.
    22