Fat Insults

Hey, you have something on your chin.... No, the 3rd one down.

You're so fat, you've got more rolls than a bakery.

Your mamma so fat when she sat on Walmart all the prices dropped.

If your IQ was as high as your weight, you'd be a genius.

Behind every fat person there's someone beautiful. No seriously, you're in the way.

You're so fat, you have the only car in town with stretch marks.

You're so fat, when God said let their be light, he said get your fat ass out the way.

I'm fat because everytime I did your mom, she gave me a cookie.

You're so fat, I took a picture of you last Christmas and it's still printing.

Hey! If we killed you, we would stop world hunger!

If you ran as much as your mouth did, you'd be in good shape

When was the last time you saw your whole body in the mirror?

Yo momma's so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.

I've been told that inside every fat person, there's someone beautiful... I'm just wondering who the hell you ate!?

You know why they say you and PAC-MAN are like brothers? Because neither you can stop eating.

Yo momma so fat, not even Dora can explore her.

You're so fat, when you get bored of eating donuts, you shove two up your ass for the winter.

Hey I forgot to tell you: the bakery called, they said they want their rolls back.

Some people carry ketchup with them, some people carry maple syrup with them. But you, you carry the whole fucking McDonald's!

You're so fat that the only thing stopping you from going to weight watchers is the door.