Fat Insults

When your momma sat down on the toilet, it started sayin ABCDEFG get your fat ass off of me.

He has bigger tits than his mom

You're so fat, when you take a shower your feet don't get wet!

You're so fat, when you get into row boat it becomes a submarine.

You're so fat, you could sell shade!

You're the reason god created double doors!

Everyone stop insulting him, he has enough on his plate already.

I wonder how many children are in that stomach.

Yo momma's so fat that when she farted, she started global warming.

Yo momma's so fat, when the door bell rings she runs to the microwave!

You are so fat NASA orbits satellites around you.

Did you know they used to be called "Jumpolines" until your mom jumped on one?

You're so fat your year book picture was taken by a helicopter.

Person: Does this dress make me look fat? You: No, your fat makes you look fat.

Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.

Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't need the internet to go worldwide.

You're so fat when you fell in love, you broke it.

Yo momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she gets a family discount.

Yo momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific ocean.

You're so fat that even a picture of you would fall off the wall!