Fat Insults

You're so fat, when you're single it's more like single and ready for a Pringle.

Yo momma's so fat, when she took a trip to Africa, all the male hippos tried to mate with her.

Yo momma's so fat, I took a picture of her last christmas and it's still printing.

Yo momma went to the doctors to get weighed and he said 'I want your weight, not your phone number.'

Yo momma's so fat, we took a picture together last Christmas and it's still printing.

Your so fat that when got on the elevater it said only 15 people at a time maximum thank you

You're so fat, if I dropped a bag of Maltesers near you it would be a real life game of hungry hippos!

Yo mamma's so fat, when she wore a yellow shirt in public people yelled "Taxi!"

Yo mamma's so fat when she went to the beach the all the whales jumped out and started singing "We are Family"

You're so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for your liposuction!

You're so fat, your blood type is Ragu.

You're so fat, when you do push-ups, your stomach hits the floor and leaves marks.

Yo momma's so fat, she needs two tickets to be able to ride the roller coaster.

Yo mamma's so fat, the Army uses her underwear as parachutes.

Yo momma's fat, she doesn't need the internet to be famous, she's already worldwide.

I'm sorry but when was the last time you saw your belly button?

Yo momma's so fat, the only thing stopping her going to Weight Watchers is the door.

Yo momma's so fat, she sat on an iPhone and made the iPad.

Yo momma's so fat, she broke the stair way to heaven.

Yo momma's so fat, her belt is the equator.