Fat Insults

You wanna know how I know you're an autobot? You have to "roll out" of everywhere you go.

Yo momma's so fat she has to use a mattress as a tampon

Yo momma's so fat she wears a blue dress, lays on the beach and people think she's a beached whale!

Yo momma's so fat, when she goes inside an elevator, the only direction is always down.

Yo momma's so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "TAXI!"

Yo momma's so fat, when she sat on her iPod, she made it an iPad.

Yo momma's so fat, she needs a wrist watch on both hands because she's in two different time zones!

Yo momma's so fat, she left the house with high heels and when she came back she was on flip flops.

Yo momma's so fat, when she got on the scale it said to infinity and beyond.

Yo momma is so fat, not even God can lift her spirits.

Yo momma's so fat that when she went on the scales it said: to be continued...

Yo mama so fat that she left stretch marks in the tub.

Yo momma's so fat and heavy, she sat on a dollar bill and made George Washington's nose bleed.

Yo momma's so fat, she went in the cinema and sat next to everyone.

Yo Momma's so fat, she needs two husbands just to give her a hug.

Yo momma's so fat, when she tries to get up in the morning she rocks herself to sleep.

Yo momma's so fat, when she stepped on a digital scale it said my phone number.

Yo momma's so fat, I'd need two Pokeflutes to wake her ass.

Yo Momma's so fat when she walks in front of the TV you miss the 7-hour special.

Yo momma's so fat, when she went on an aeroplane, it turned into a submarine.