Fat Insults

Yo momma's so dumb, she thought Fleetwood Mac was a burger at McDonald's.

Yo momma's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, the doctor said, "Damn! I don't want your number!"

Yo momma so fat, when she wears yellow, the kids mistake her for the school bus.

Yo momma's so fat, when I wash her clothes, I say "Damn, whose are these bed sheets?!"

Yo momma's so fat, the only thing stopping her from going to the gym is the doorframe.

Yo momma's so fat that she makes a monster truck look like a low rider.

You're so fat that when a person was having sex with you they rolled over twice, they were still on top of you!

Yo mommas so fat she thinks the carwash is her shower

Yo momma's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a 12 pack of hot links

Yo mama is so fat, Chuck Norris couldn't pick her up.

Your momma's so fat, when she went to the beach wearing black and white the whales jumped out and started singing "we are family even though you're fatter than me."

Yo momma's so fat she fell off of 8th avenue and landed on the 12th

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a car in turns into a low-rider!

Yo momma's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets into a car accident, the airbag explodes.

Yo momma's so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits by everybody.

Yo momma's so fat that her husband is called the whale rider.

Yo momma's so fat, she can't find a clothing STORE that's her size.

Yo momma's so fat, she couldn't fit in this joke.

Yo momma's like the Eiffel Tower; she's so big that all of France has seen her and half of Europe has been up her!