Fat Insults

There are 139 fat insults and comebacks.

  • Yo momma's so fat, when she took a trip to Africa, all the male hippos tried to mate with her.
    95
  • Yo momma's so fat, she needs two tickets to be able to ride the roller coaster.
    74
  • Yo momma's so fat, her belt is the equator.
    55
  • Yo Momma's so fat, she needs two husbands just to give her a hug.
    20
  • You're so fat, you've got more rolls than a bakery.
    296
  • Your mamma so fat when she sat on Walmart all the prices dropped.
    305
  • Yo mamma's so fat when she went to the beach the all the whales jumped out and started singing "We are Family"
    76
  • Your so fat that when got on the elevater it said only 15 people at a time maximum thank you
    66
  • Damn! How long have you been pregnant?
    327
  • You're so fat, you stock up for hibernation.
    -52
  • You're so fat, you sweat gravy.
    -17
  • Yo momma so fat, the only letters of the alphabet she knows are "KFC"
    412
  • Yo momma's so fat, when the door bell rings she runs to the microwave!
    136
  • Yo momma so fat, when she wears yellow, the kids mistake her for the school bus.
    16
  • You know why they say you and PAC-MAN are like brothers? Because neither you can stop eating.
    206
  • When your momma sat down on the toilet, it started sayin ABCDEFG get your fat ass off of me.
    194
  • You're so fat that you sweat mayonnaise!
    -86
  • You're so fat, you literally poop logs.
    -57
  • Yo momma's so fat she has to use a mattress as a tampon
    45
  • You have more rolls then an elephant's scrotum.
    -71