Fat Insults

You're so fat, when you do push-ups, your stomach hits the floor and leaves marks.

Big girls don't cry? Yes they do. They cry because they're fat, can't get a boyfriend and cry because there's no trifle left.

You're so fat that when a person was having sex with you they rolled over twice, they were still on top of you!

Damn - you need a bell hanging from your neck!

Yo mommas so fat, kids can slide down her back.

Yo momma's so fat that when she went on the scales it said: to be continued...

Yo momma's so dumb, she thought Fleetwood Mac was a burger at McDonald's.

You're so fat, when you step on a weighing scale, it says fail.

Yo momma's so fat that she makes a monster truck look like a low rider.

Yo momma's fat, she doesn't need the internet to be famous, she's already worldwide.

You're so fat that even a picture of you would fall off the wall!

Yo momma's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.

Roses are red, violets are blue, faces like yours belong in a zoo, don't worry I will be there too, not in a cage but laughing at you!

Yo momma's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, the doctor said, "Damn! I don't want your number!"

Yo momma's so fat, she couldn't fit in this joke.

Yo momma's so fat, when she got on the scale it said to infinity and beyond.

Yo momma's so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "TAXI!"

Yo momma's so fat and heavy, she sat on a dollar bill and made George Washington's nose bleed.

Yo momma is so fat, not even God can lift her spirits.

Yo momma went to the doctors to get weighed and he said 'I want your weight, not your phone number.'