Fat Insults

Yo momma's so fat, she went in the cinema and sat next to everyone.

Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't need the internet to go worldwide.

You're so fat, when God said let their be light, he said get your fat ass out the way.

Yo mama is so fat, Chuck Norris couldn't pick her up.

Yo mommas so fat she thinks the carwash is her shower

Yo mamma's so fat, when she wore a yellow shirt in public people yelled "Taxi!"

Your momma's so fat, when she went to the beach wearing black and white the whales jumped out and started singing "we are family even though you're fatter than me."

Yo momma's so fat, I'd need two Pokeflutes to wake her ass.

Guy 1: Why are you so fat? Guy 2: Everytime I make love to your wife, she gives me a pizza.

You're so fat, I took a picture of you last Christmas and it's still printing.

You're so fat when you fell in love, you broke it.

Yo momma's so fat, when she went on an aeroplane, it turned into a submarine.

You're the reason god created double doors!

Everyone stop insulting him, he has enough on his plate already.

I'm fat because everytime I did your mom, she gave me a cookie.

Yo momma's so fat, the only thing stopping her going to Weight Watchers is the door.

Roses are red, and bananas are yellow yo mama so fat she giggle like jellow.

Yo momma's so fat, when she stepped on a digital scale it said my phone number.

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets into a car accident, the airbag explodes.

Yo Momma's so fat when she walks in front of the TV you miss the 7-hour special.