Face Insults

If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world!

What's that shit on your neck? Oh, it's your face!

Some girls look beautiful with or without make-up. Neither is working for you so you should go and put a bag over your head so no one else has to suffer.

Every time I look at your face I feel this urgent need to throw up

If you really want a joke, just look in the mirror.

Your face is like porn for my hand; whenever you appear, my middle finger goes upwards.

Trust me, not even make-up can make you look good... unless it's Halloween.

It's a plastic surgeon you need, not a doctor.

Your face and my ass could be twins!

I would slap you, but I don't want to make your face look any better.

I was going to give you a nasty look, but I see you already have one.

Your make-up looks as if it was applied with a shotgun.

Insult: You're ugly! Comeback: Sorry, I stole your face.

Excuse me, but you have a little bit of face on your make-up there.

Wow, I see you have fallen from heaven, but landed with your face.

Your face has horrible graphics.

Do you accidentally wipe your face after taking a shit?

You're so ugly, you make blind kids cry.

You're so ugly, you couldn't get laid in a morgue.

You look like something I'd draw with my left hand.