Face Insults

2 years ago
If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world!
148
2 years ago
What's that shit on your neck? Oh, it's your face!
62
2 years ago
Some girls look beautiful with or without make-up. Neither is working for you so you should go and put a bag over your head so no one else has to suffer.
70
2 years ago
Every time I look at your face I feel this urgent need to throw up
-77
2 years ago
If you really want a joke, just look in the mirror.
192
2 years ago
Your face is like porn for my hand; whenever you appear, my middle finger goes upwards.
111
2 years ago
Trust me, not even make-up can make you look good... unless it's Halloween.
87
2 years ago
It's a plastic surgeon you need, not a doctor.
20
2 years ago
Your face and my ass could be twins!
85
2 years ago
I would slap you, but I don't want to make your face look any better.
57
2 years ago
I was going to give you a nasty look, but I see you already have one.
87
3 years ago
Your make-up looks as if it was applied with a shotgun.
20
3 years ago
Insult: You're ugly!
Comeback: Sorry, I stole your face.
42
3 years ago
Excuse me, but you have a little bit of face on your make-up there.
55
3 years ago
Wow, I see you have fallen from heaven, but landed with your face.
17
3 years ago
Your face has horrible graphics.
-15
3 years ago
Do you accidentally wipe your face after taking a shit?
64
3 years ago
You're so ugly, you make blind kids cry.
52
3 years ago
You're so ugly, you couldn't get laid in a morgue.
3
3 years ago
You look like something I'd draw with my left hand.
70