Face Insults

There are 73 face insults and comebacks.

  • If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world!
    199
  • What's that shit on your neck? Oh, it's your face!
    86
  • Some girls look beautiful with or without make-up. Neither is working for you so you should go and put a bag over your head so no one else has to suffer.
    103
  • Every time I look at your face I feel this urgent need to throw up
    -95
  • If you really want a joke, just look in the mirror.
    250
  • Your face is like porn for my hand; whenever you appear, my middle finger goes upwards.
    158
  • Trust me, not even make-up can make you look good... unless it's Halloween.
    120
  • It's a plastic surgeon you need, not a doctor.
    29
  • Your face and my ass could be twins!
    91
  • I would slap you, but I don't want to make your face look any better.
    75
  • I was going to give you a nasty look, but I see you already have one.
    127
  • Your make-up looks as if it was applied with a shotgun.
    23
  • Insult: You're ugly!
    Comeback: Sorry, I stole your face.
    68
  • Excuse me, but you have a little bit of face on your make-up there.
    68
  • Wow, I see you have fallen from heaven, but landed with your face.
    26
  • Your face has horrible graphics.
    -34
  • Do you accidentally wipe your face after taking a shit?
    80
  • You're so ugly, you make blind kids cry.
    67
  • You're so ugly, you couldn't get laid in a morgue.
    12
  • You look like something I'd draw with my left hand.
    85