Face Insults

There are 73 face insults and comebacks.

  • Why did the chicken cross the road?
    To get away from you, you UGLY FUCK.
    134
  • (Freckles Insult) I won't bother drawing you; I might get carried away and start playing dot to dot.
    128
  • Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!
    611
  • Yo momma's so ugly, she scared the shit out of the toilet.
    81
  • If Moses had seen your face, there would have been another commandment.
    77
  • I heard you went to a freak show and got in free!
    59
  • Forget the ugly stick! You must have been born in the ugly forest!
    -51
  • Yo momma's so ugly, the tornado went around her.
    26
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, in Spanish they say feo they must have named it after you.
    -537
  • You're so fake, you make Barbie Dolls look real!
    198
  • You have such a striking face. Tell me, how many times were you struck?
    36
  • If ugly were a crime, you'd get a life sentence.
    87
  • I might be scared of your face, but not you.
    52
  • Yo momma's so ugly, she walked in the bathroom and scared the shit out of the toilet.
    96
  • Insult: You ruined it.
    Comeback: Your ass ruined where your face was supposed to go.
    91
  • It's not Christmas yet, you can take the elf ears off.
    18
  • You're so ugly, when people see you lying wounded on the ground they take you to the animal doctor.
    -21
  • Is that your nose or did a bus park on your face?
    -12
  • Last time I saw a face like yours, I wiped it clean after taking a shit.
    43
  • You're so ugly, you give Freddy Krueger nightmares!
    15