Face Insults
There are 73 face insults and comebacks.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from you, you UGLY FUCK.134 -
(Freckles Insult) I won't bother drawing you; I might get carried away and start playing dot to dot.128
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Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!611
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Yo momma's so ugly, she scared the shit out of the toilet.81
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If Moses had seen your face, there would have been another commandment.77
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I heard you went to a freak show and got in free!59
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Forget the ugly stick! You must have been born in the ugly forest!-51
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Yo momma's so ugly, the tornado went around her.26
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Roses are red, violets are blue, in Spanish they say feo they must have named it after you.-537
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You're so fake, you make Barbie Dolls look real!198
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You have such a striking face. Tell me, how many times were you struck?36
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If ugly were a crime, you'd get a life sentence.87
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I might be scared of your face, but not you.52
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Yo momma's so ugly, she walked in the bathroom and scared the shit out of the toilet.96
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Insult: You ruined it.
Comeback: Your ass ruined where your face was supposed to go.91 -
It's not Christmas yet, you can take the elf ears off.18
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You're so ugly, when people see you lying wounded on the ground they take you to the animal doctor.-21
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Is that your nose or did a bus park on your face?-12
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Last time I saw a face like yours, I wiped it clean after taking a shit.43
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You're so ugly, you give Freddy Krueger nightmares!15