Face Insults

Nice tan! What's your race? Carrot?

Having a tan is attractive. Having skin sponsored by Doritos isn't.

Don't feel bad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too!

Honey, your makeup looks like you got gang-banged by Crayola!

I'm not saying that I hate you, it's just when your mouth opens, I get an overwhelming urge wanting to rearrange your face with a shovel.

You know that thing above your neck? Yeah, you might want to trade it for a face.

Dimes are silver, pennies are brass, why does your face, look like your ass?

Don't feel sad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too.

If I gave a shit, it would be on your face.

What's that ugly thing growing out of your neck?! Oh, it's your head!

Roses are red, monsters are green, look in the mirror, you'll see what I mean.

Butt and ugly decided to have a kid. Guess what? You're the result.

Is that your face or is today Halloween?

You're so ugly, you give Freddy Krueger nightmares!

Last time I saw a face like yours, I wiped it clean after taking a shit.

Is that your nose or did a bus park on your face?

You're so ugly, when people see you lying wounded on the ground they take you to the animal doctor.

It's not Christmas yet, you can take the elf ears off.

Insult: You ruined it. Comeback: Your ass ruined where your face was supposed to go.

Yo momma's so ugly, she walked in the bathroom and scared the shit out of the toilet.