Face Insults

By the way, the zoo called, the baboons want their butts back, so you'll have to find a new face.

Roses are red, monsters are green, look in the mirror, you'll see what I mean.

Dimes are silver, pennies are brass, why does your face, look like your ass?

Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!

Don't feel bad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too!

The last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.

If I'm ugly, we must be twins.

If you really want a joke, just look in the mirror.

You should put a diaper on your face because that's where all the shit is coming out of.

If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world!

When I looked at your face I almost fainted but I just told myself don't worry its just a nightmare.

I'm not saying that I hate you, it's just when your mouth opens, I get an overwhelming urge wanting to rearrange your face with a shovel.

Don't feel sad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too.

Your face is like porn for my hand; whenever you appear, my middle finger goes upwards.

You're so fake, you make Barbie Dolls look real!

Honey, your makeup looks like you got gang-banged by Crayola!

You were so ugly as a child, your mother breast fed you through a straw.

I was going to give you a nasty look, but I see you already have one.

Don't look out of the window, people will think that it's Halloween.

Does your face hurt? It's killing me!