Face Insults

Having a tan is attractive. Having skin sponsored by Doritos isn't.

Trust me, not even make-up can make you look good... unless it's Halloween.

Your face could turn Medusa to stone.

What's that shit on your neck? Oh, it's your face!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from you, you UGLY FUCK.

Your face and my ass could be twins!

You're so ugly, you make blind kids cry.

You've a face like a million dollars - all green and wrinkled.

(Freckles Insult) I won't bother drawing you; I might get carried away and start playing dot to dot.

If I gave a shit, it would be on your face.

Some girls look beautiful with or without make-up. Neither is working for you so you should go and put a bag over your head so no one else has to suffer.

Yo momma so ugly she made a blind kid cry.

You look like something I'd draw with my left hand.

Do you accidentally wipe your face after taking a shit?

Nice tan! What's your race? Carrot?

If ugly were a crime, you'd get a life sentence.

Yo momma's so ugly, she walked in the bathroom and scared the shit out of the toilet.

You're so ugly that when you entered the Ms Ugly competition they said "Sorry, no professionals allowed."

Insult: You ruined it. Comeback: Your ass ruined where your face was supposed to go.

If Moses had seen your face, there would have been another commandment.