Face Insults

I would slap you, but I don't want to make your face look any better.

Yo momma's so ugly, she scared the shit out of the toilet.

There's only one trouble with your face - it shows!

Your face can shrivel a man like a 3 hour bath.

Excuse me, but you have a little bit of face on your make-up there.

Butt and ugly decided to have a kid. Guess what? You're the result.

I heard you went to a freak show and got in free!

I bet the only place you're ever invited is outside.

I would say you look like a monkey but that would insult them.

Is that your face or is today Halloween?

I might be scared of your face, but not you.

You're so ugly, you have a face not even a dog would lick.

It's a plastic surgeon you need, not a doctor.

Last time I saw a face like yours, I wiped it clean after taking a shit.

You have such a striking face. Tell me, how many times were you struck?

You're so ugly, that's why God created paper bags!

Insult: You're ugly! Comeback: Sorry, I stole your face.

What's that ugly thing growing out of your neck?! Oh, it's your head!

Wow, I see you have fallen from heaven, but landed with your face.

It's not Christmas yet, you can take the elf ears off.