Face Insults

If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents libel.

Your make-up looks as if it was applied with a shotgun.

Yo momma's so ugly, the tornado went around her.

You're so ugly, you couldn't get laid in a morgue.

You're so ugly, you give Freddy Krueger nightmares!

You're so ugly, when people see you lying wounded on the ground they take you to the animal doctor.

You're so ugly, yo momma had to feed you with a slingshot.

Is that your nose or did a bus park on your face?

You know that thing above your neck? Yeah, you might want to trade it for a face.

Forget the ugly stick! You must have been born in the ugly forest!

Your face has horrible graphics.

Every time I look at your face I feel this urgent need to throw up

Roses are red, violets are blue, in Spanish they say feo they must have named it after you.