Face Insults

I might be scared of your face, but not you.

If ugly were a crime, you'd get a life sentence.

You have such a striking face. Tell me, how many times were you struck?

You're so fake, you make Barbie Dolls look real!

Roses are red, violets are blue, in Spanish they say feo they must have named it after you.

Yo momma's so ugly, the tornado went around her.

Forget the ugly stick! You must have been born in the ugly forest!

I heard you went to a freak show and got in free!

If Moses had seen your face, there would have been another commandment.

Yo momma's so ugly, she scared the shit out of the toilet.

(Freckles Insult) I won't bother drawing you; I might get carried away and start playing dot to dot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from you, you UGLY FUCK.

You're so ugly, yo momma had to feed you with a slingshot.

You should put a diaper on your face because that's where all the shit is coming out of.

There's only one trouble with your face - it shows!

Your face could turn Medusa to stone.

Your face can shrivel a man like a 3 hour bath.

If I'm ugly, we must be twins.

I would say you look like a monkey but that would insult them.

Yo momma so ugly she made a blind kid cry.