Face Insults

Does your face hurt? It's killing me!

When I looked at your face I almost fainted but I just told myself don't worry its just a nightmare.

If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents libel.

You've a face like a million dollars - all green and wrinkled.

Don't look out of the window, people will think that it's Halloween.

You were so ugly as a child, your mother breast fed you through a straw.

The last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.

I bet the only place you're ever invited is outside.

You're so ugly that when you entered the Ms Ugly competition they said "Sorry, no professionals allowed."

You're so ugly, that's why God created paper bags!

You're so ugly, you have a face not even a dog would lick.

By the way, the zoo called, the baboons want their butts back, so you'll have to find a new face.

Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!