Random Face Insults

Is that your face or is today Halloween?

If you really want a joke, just look in the mirror.

You're so ugly, you have a face not even a dog would lick.

You should put a diaper on your face because that's where all the shit is coming out of.

You're so ugly, you make blind kids cry.

Yo momma's so ugly, the tornado went around her.

I heard you went to a freak show and got in free!

I bet the only place you're ever invited is outside.

If ugly were a crime, you'd get a life sentence.

If I'm ugly, we must be twins.

Trust me, not even make-up can make you look good... unless it's Halloween.

Your face has horrible graphics.

Is that your nose or did a bus park on your face?

You've a face like a million dollars - all green and wrinkled.

Insult: You're ugly! Comeback: Sorry, I stole your face.

If I gave a shit, it would be on your face.

Your make-up looks as if it was applied with a shotgun.

Don't feel sad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too.

You're so ugly, you couldn't get laid in a morgue.

Nice tan! What's your race? Carrot?