Evil Insults

You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.

Have you been shopping lately? They are selling lives at the mall - you should get one.

Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.

Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, but what the hell happened to you!?

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable... like a coma.

I'm the type of person to laugh at mistakes so sorry if I laugh at your face.

I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it.

You're like a light switch, even a little kid can turn you on.

I had a nightmare. I dreamt I was you.

THE EARTH IS FULL GO HOME.

When you get run over by a car, it shouldn't be listed under accidents.

How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

You're so poor, when you asked your Mom what's for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs.

The last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.

How many times do I have to flush to get rid of you?

When you die, I'd like to go to your funeral, but I'll probably have to go to work that day. I believe in business before pleasure.

You should classify your dick as a choking hazard, because little children choke on small things

I'd slap you, but shit stains.

Insult: You're stupid. Comback: Just like your Dad when he thought he wouldn't need a condom.

You're proof that evolution can go in reverse.