Evil Insults

There are 59 evil insults and comebacks.

  • 1
    You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
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  • 2
    Have you been shopping lately? They are selling lives at the mall - you should get one.
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  • 3
    Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
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  • 4
    Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, but what the hell happened to you!?
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  • 5
    Why don't you slip into something more comfortable... like a coma.
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  • 6
    I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it.
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  • 7
    I'm the type of person to laugh at mistakes so sorry if I laugh at your face.
    818
  • 8
    You're like a light switch, even a little kid can turn you on.
    806
  • 9
    I had a nightmare. I dreamt I was you.
    786
  • 10
    When you get run over by a car, it shouldn't be listed under accidents.
    750
  • 11
    THE EARTH IS FULL GO HOME.
    748
  • 12
    How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
    677
  • 13
    You're so poor, when you asked your Mom whats for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs.
    518
  • 14
    The last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.
    506
  • 15
    How many times do I have to flush to get rid of you?
    502
  • 16
    When you die, I'd like to go to your funeral, but I'll probably have to go to work that day. I believe in business before pleasure.
    472
  • 17
    You should classify your dick as a choking hazard, because little children choke on small things
    374
  • 18
    I'd slap you, but shit stains.
    362
  • 19
    Insult: You're stupid.
    Comback: Just like your Dad when he thought he wouldn't need a condom.
    349
  • 20
    You're proof that evolution can go in reverse.
    346