Evil Insults

There are 59 evil insults and comebacks.

  • Mean Insults
    1
    You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
    2.6K
  • Good Comebacks
    2
    Have you been shopping lately? They are selling lives at the mall - you should get one.
    2.4K
  • Rude Insults
    3
    Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
    1.9K
  • Ugly Insults
    4
    Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, but what the hell happened to you!?
    1.4K
  • Mean Insults
    5
    Why don't you slip into something more comfortable... like a coma.
    1.3K
  • Mean Insults
    6
    I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it.
    1.1K
  • Mean Insults
    7
    I'm the type of person to laugh at mistakes so sorry if I laugh at your face.
    834
  • Rude Insults
    8
    You're like a light switch, even a little kid can turn you on.
    810
  • Mean Insults
    9
    I had a nightmare. I dreamt I was you.
    791
  • Mean Insults
    10
    THE EARTH IS FULL GO HOME.
    753
  • Mean Insults
    11
    When you get run over by a car, it shouldn't be listed under accidents.
    752
  • Casual Insults
    12
    How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
    682
  • Family Insults
    13
    You're so poor, when you asked your Mom whats for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs.
    519
  • Ugly Insults
    14
    The last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.
    511
  • Casual Insults
    15
    How many times do I have to flush to get rid of you?
    505
  • Mean Insults
    16
    When you die, I'd like to go to your funeral, but I'll probably have to go to work that day. I believe in business before pleasure.
    474
  • Rude Insults
    17
    You should classify your dick as a choking hazard, because little children choke on small things
    384
  • Mean Insults
    18
    I'd slap you, but shit stains.
    367
  • Good Comebacks
    19
    Insult: You're stupid.
    Comback: Just like your Dad when he thought he wouldn't need a condom.
    353
  • Idiot Insults
    20
    You're proof that evolution can go in reverse.
    348