Evil Insults
There are 59 evil insults and comebacks.
- 1You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.2.7K
- 2Have you been shopping lately? They are selling lives at the mall - you should get one.2.4K
- 3Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.1.9K
- 4Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, but what the hell happened to you!?1.4K
- 5Why don't you slip into something more comfortable... like a coma.1.3K
- 6I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it.1.1K
- 7I'm the type of person to laugh at mistakes so sorry if I laugh at your face.995
- 8You're like a light switch, even a little kid can turn you on.826
- 9I had a nightmare. I dreamt I was you.810
- 10THE EARTH IS FULL GO HOME.774
- 11When you get run over by a car, it shouldn't be listed under accidents.765
- 12How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?692
- 13You're so poor, when you asked your Mom whats for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs.536
- 14The last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.525
- 15How many times do I have to flush to get rid of you?517
- 16When you die, I'd like to go to your funeral, but I'll probably have to go to work that day. I believe in business before pleasure.479
- 17You should classify your dick as a choking hazard, because little children choke on small things405
- 18I'd slap you, but shit stains.382
- 19Insult: You're stupid.
Comback: Just like your Dad when he thought he wouldn't need a condom.370 - 20You're proof that evolution can go in reverse.364