- Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way?-38
- Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?162
- You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.2.6K
- Your mum and dad hated you so much, your bath toys were an iron and a toaster.152
- You're so ugly, you have a face not even a dog would lick.51
- Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from you, you UGLY FUCK.125
- You're so ugly that when you entered the Ms Ugly competition they said "Sorry, no professionals allowed."77
- I'd slap you, but shit stains.362
- Do you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea.183
- Person: My Parents are dead...
Me: Yeah, I'd kill myself too if I had a kid like you.50
- If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents.176
- You should classify your dick as a choking hazard, because little children choke on small things374
- You were so ugly as a child, your mother breast fed you through a straw.180
- I had a nightmare. I dreamt I was you.786
- I wish our marriage certificate came with an expiry date.63
- Insult: You're stupid.
Comback: Just like your Dad when he thought he wouldn't need a condom.349
- I'm the type of person to laugh at mistakes so sorry if I laugh at your face.818
- Mirrors don't talk. Lucky for you they don't laugh either.295
- Have you been shopping lately? They are selling lives at the mall - you should get one.2.4K
- I heard you went to a freak show and got in free!49