Random Evil Insults

Yo momma's so fat, she couldn't fit in this joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from you, you UGLY FUCK.

Quick! Somebody kill it before it multiplies!

Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way?

Mirrors don't talk. Lucky for you they don't laugh either.

You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.

Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?

How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along.

Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, but what the hell happened to you!?

The last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.

You're the left-overs from the abortion bucket.

I bet the only place you're ever invited is outside.

If I got a penny for everyone I've met who is as beautiful as you, I'd have all the money in the world.

Your mum and dad hated you so much, your bath toys were an iron and a toaster.

I'd slap you, but shit stains.

Have you been shopping lately? They are selling lives at the mall - you should get one.

FOR THE LAST TIME! Your mother left here at 9 this morning... Leave me alone!

Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.

Insult: You're stupid. Comback: Just like your Dad when he thought he wouldn't need a condom.