Evil Insults

There are 59 evil insults and comebacks.

  • I'd slap you, but shit stains.
    367
  • I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along.
    44
  • Your mother must have had to take a double dose of laxatives to bring you into the world.
    84
  • How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
    682
  • I had a nightmare. I dreamt I was you.
    791
  • Lets play house. You be the door and I'll slam you.
    340
  • Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
    1.9K
  • I'll hit you so hard your wife will fall!
    -142
  • Why did the chicken cross the road?
    To get away from you, you UGLY FUCK.
    126
  • Your mum and dad hated you so much, your bath toys were an iron and a toaster.
    152
  • The last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.
    511
  • When you get run over by a car, it shouldn't be listed under accidents.
    752
  • Yo momma's so stupid, she had you.
    18
  • How many times do I have to flush to get rid of you?
    505
  • Your parents only had you cause your mother couldn't afford the abortion.
    219
  • You're so ugly, you couldn't get laid in a morgue.
    13
  • You're so ugly, you have a face not even a dog would lick.
    51
  • You're the left-overs from the abortion bucket.
    87
  • FOR THE LAST TIME! Your mother left here at 9 this morning... Leave me alone!
    58
  • You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
    2.6K