Evil Insults

There are 59 evil insults and comebacks.

  • Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way?
    -38
  • Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
    162
  • You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
    2.6K
  • Your mum and dad hated you so much, your bath toys were an iron and a toaster.
    152
  • You're so ugly, you have a face not even a dog would lick.
    51
  • Why did the chicken cross the road?
    To get away from you, you UGLY FUCK.
    125
  • You're so ugly that when you entered the Ms Ugly competition they said "Sorry, no professionals allowed."
    77
  • I'd slap you, but shit stains.
    362
  • Do you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea.
    183
  • Person: My Parents are dead...
    Me: Yeah, I'd kill myself too if I had a kid like you.
    50
  • If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents.
    176
  • You should classify your dick as a choking hazard, because little children choke on small things
    374
  • You were so ugly as a child, your mother breast fed you through a straw.
    180
  • I had a nightmare. I dreamt I was you.
    786
  • I wish our marriage certificate came with an expiry date.
    63
  • Insult: You're stupid.
    Comback: Just like your Dad when he thought he wouldn't need a condom.
    349
  • I'm the type of person to laugh at mistakes so sorry if I laugh at your face.
    818
  • Mirrors don't talk. Lucky for you they don't laugh either.
    295
  • Have you been shopping lately? They are selling lives at the mall - you should get one.
    2.4K
  • I heard you went to a freak show and got in free!
    49