Evil Insults

You should classify your dick as a choking hazard, because little children choke on small things

Your mum and dad hated you so much, your bath toys were an iron and a toaster.

Quick! Somebody kill it before it multiplies!

Person: My Parents are dead... Me: Yeah, I'd kill myself too if I had a kid like you.

Girls who claim that a lot of guys are after them should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers.

You're so ugly, you couldn't get laid in a morgue.

I would have been your dad but your dog beat me to it.

Your mother must have had to take a double dose of laxatives to bring you into the world.

If shit took a look at you it would say hi mom.

I heard you went to a freak show and got in free!

If I got a penny for everyone I've met who is as beautiful as you, I'd have all the money in the world.

Yo momma's so fat, she couldn't fit in this joke.

You're so ugly, when you were born, your mom said "What a treasure!" and your dad said "Yes, let's bury it!"

Insult: You're stupid. Comback: Just like your Dad when he thought he wouldn't need a condom.

Yo momma's so stupid, she had you.

Go and take a LONG walk off a SHORT cliff.

I'm the type of person to laugh at mistakes so sorry if I laugh at your face.

Yo mamma's like a railroad, she gets laid all over the country.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from you, you UGLY FUCK.

If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents.