- You should classify your dick as a choking hazard, because little children choke on small things376
- Your mum and dad hated you so much, your bath toys were an iron and a toaster.154
- Quick! Somebody kill it before it multiplies!121
- Person: My Parents are dead...
Me: Yeah, I'd kill myself too if I had a kid like you.51
- Girls who claim that a lot of guys are after them should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers.229
- You're so ugly, you couldn't get laid in a morgue.13
- I would have been your dad but your dog beat me to it.113
- Your mother must have had to take a double dose of laxatives to bring you into the world.85
- If shit took a look at you it would say hi mom.249
- I heard you went to a freak show and got in free!49
- If I got a penny for everyone I've met who is as beautiful as you, I'd have all the money in the world.-148
- Yo momma's so fat, she couldn't fit in this joke.-19
- You're so ugly, when you were born, your mom said "What a treasure!" and your dad said "Yes, let's bury it!"102
- Insult: You're stupid.
Comback: Just like your Dad when he thought he wouldn't need a condom.349
- Yo momma's so stupid, she had you.18
- Go and take a LONG walk off a SHORT cliff.143
- I'm the type of person to laugh at mistakes so sorry if I laugh at your face.824
- Yo mamma's like a railroad, she gets laid all over the country.40
- Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from you, you UGLY FUCK.125
- If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents.177