Evil Insults
There are 59 evil insults and comebacks.
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You should classify your dick as a choking hazard, because little children choke on small things380
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Your mum and dad hated you so much, your bath toys were an iron and a toaster.153
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Quick! Somebody kill it before it multiplies!120
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Person: My Parents are dead...
Me: Yeah, I'd kill myself too if I had a kid like you.52 -
Girls who claim that a lot of guys are after them should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers.233
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You're so ugly, you couldn't get laid in a morgue.13
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I would have been your dad but your dog beat me to it.115
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Your mother must have had to take a double dose of laxatives to bring you into the world.84
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If shit took a look at you it would say hi mom.250
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I heard you went to a freak show and got in free!49
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If I got a penny for everyone I've met who is as beautiful as you, I'd have all the money in the world.-151
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Yo momma's so fat, she couldn't fit in this joke.-20
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You're so ugly, when you were born, your mom said "What a treasure!" and your dad said "Yes, let's bury it!"102
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Insult: You're stupid.
Comback: Just like your Dad when he thought he wouldn't need a condom.352 -
Yo momma's so stupid, she had you.18
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Go and take a LONG walk off a SHORT cliff.144
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I'm the type of person to laugh at mistakes so sorry if I laugh at your face.834
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Yo mamma's like a railroad, she gets laid all over the country.40
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from you, you UGLY FUCK.126 -
If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents.177