Evil Insults

There are 59 evil insults and comebacks.

  • You should classify your dick as a choking hazard, because little children choke on small things
    376
  • Your mum and dad hated you so much, your bath toys were an iron and a toaster.
    154
  • Quick! Somebody kill it before it multiplies!
    121
  • Person: My Parents are dead...
    Me: Yeah, I'd kill myself too if I had a kid like you.
    51
  • Girls who claim that a lot of guys are after them should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers.
    229
  • You're so ugly, you couldn't get laid in a morgue.
    13
  • I would have been your dad but your dog beat me to it.
    113
  • Your mother must have had to take a double dose of laxatives to bring you into the world.
    85
  • If shit took a look at you it would say hi mom.
    249
  • I heard you went to a freak show and got in free!
    49
  • If I got a penny for everyone I've met who is as beautiful as you, I'd have all the money in the world.
    -148
  • Yo momma's so fat, she couldn't fit in this joke.
    -19
  • You're so ugly, when you were born, your mom said "What a treasure!" and your dad said "Yes, let's bury it!"
    102
  • Insult: You're stupid.
    Comback: Just like your Dad when he thought he wouldn't need a condom.
    349
  • Yo momma's so stupid, she had you.
    18
  • Go and take a LONG walk off a SHORT cliff.
    143
  • I'm the type of person to laugh at mistakes so sorry if I laugh at your face.
    824
  • Yo mamma's like a railroad, she gets laid all over the country.
    40
  • Why did the chicken cross the road?
    To get away from you, you UGLY FUCK.
    125
  • If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents.
    177