Evil Insults

There are 59 evil insults and comebacks.

  • You're so poor, when you asked your Mom whats for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs.
    518
  • You were so ugly as a child, your mother breast fed you through a straw.
    180
  • How many times do I have to flush to get rid of you?
    502
  • Your parents only had you cause your mother couldn't afford the abortion.
    217
  • Do you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea.
    183
  • I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it.
    1.1K
  • What does a shoe have that a ginger doesn't? A sole.
    116
  • You'd make a lovely corpse!
    56
  • Your Mom was a hot 15 year old when she gave birth to you.
    -108
  • You're the left-overs from the abortion bucket.
    85
  • I'd slap you, but shit stains.
    362
  • I wish our marriage certificate came with an expiry date.
    63
  • Why did the chicken cross the road?
    To get away from you, you UGLY FUCK.
    125
  • Yo mamma's like a railroad, she gets laid all over the country.
    39
  • You're like a light switch, even a little kid can turn you on.
    806
  • When you get run over by a car, it shouldn't be listed under accidents.
    750
  • I'm the type of person to laugh at mistakes so sorry if I laugh at your face.
    818
  • Go and take a LONG walk off a SHORT cliff.
    141
  • If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents.
    176
  • THE EARTH IS FULL GO HOME.
    748