Evil Insults

You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.

Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.

You're proof that evolution can go in reverse.

You're so ugly, you have a face not even a dog would lick.

THE EARTH IS FULL GO HOME.

Have you been shopping lately? They are selling lives at the mall - you should get one.

You'd make a lovely corpse!

How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?

Are your parents siblings?

You're like a light switch, even a little kid can turn you on.

I'll hit you so hard your wife will fall!

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable... like a coma.

When you die, I'd like to go to your funeral, but I'll probably have to go to work that day. I believe in business before pleasure.

Lets play house. You be the door and I'll slam you.

When you get run over by a car, it shouldn't be listed under accidents.

I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo.

I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along.

Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way?