Evil Insults

Lets play house. You be the door and I'll slam you.

Mirrors don't talk. Lucky for you they don't laugh either.

Girls who claim that a lot of guys are after them should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers.

If shit took a look at you it would say hi mom.

Your parents only had you cause your mother couldn't afford the abortion.

What does a shoe have that a ginger doesn't? A sole.

Your mum and dad hated you so much, your bath toys were an iron and a toaster.

You were so ugly as a child, your mother breast fed you through a straw.

Do you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea.

Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?

If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents.

I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo.

I would have been your dad but your dog beat me to it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from you, you UGLY FUCK.

Go and take a LONG walk off a SHORT cliff.

Quick! Somebody kill it before it multiplies!

Lets play house.You be the door and I'll slam you.

You're so ugly, when you were born, your mom said "What a treasure!" and your dad said "Yes, let's bury it!"

You're the left-overs from the abortion bucket.

Your mother must have had to take a double dose of laxatives to bring you into the world.