Evil Insults

You're so ugly that when you entered the Ms Ugly competition they said "Sorry, no professionals allowed."

Person: My Parents are dead... Me: Yeah, I'd kill myself too if I had a kid like you.

I wish our marriage certificate came with an expiry date.

I heard you went to a freak show and got in free!

I bet the only place you're ever invited is outside.

You'd make a lovely corpse!

FOR THE LAST TIME! Your mother left here at 9 this morning... Leave me alone!

You're so ugly, you have a face not even a dog would lick.

Are your parents siblings?

Yo mamma's like a railroad, she gets laid all over the country.

You're so ugly, that's why God created paper bags!

I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along.

You're so ugly, you couldn't get laid in a morgue.

Yo momma's so stupid, she had you.

Yo momma's so fat, she couldn't fit in this joke.

Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way?

Your Mom was a hot 15 year old when she gave birth to you.

If I got a penny for everyone I've met who is as beautiful as you, I'd have all the money in the world.

I'll hit you so hard your wife will fall!