Dumbass Insults

There are 72 dumbass insults and comebacks.

  • If you think you're a wit, you're half right.
    -64
  • So a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
    53
  • Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you'll find a brain back there.
    117
  • Light travels faster than sound, this is why some people appear bright before they speak.
    63
  • You're so stupid, you went to the dentist to get bluetooth.
    45
  • Yo momma is so dumb, when she was in the back of a cop car, she called the police and said she had been kidnapped.
    131
  • This is the government's plan to see if monkeys can type, and I have to say: they successfully accomplished that.
    37
  • You're so stupid, even a two button mouse gives you too many options.
    34
  • You're the kind of person that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.
    -17
  • Yo momma's so dumb, she thought Fleetwood Mac was a burger at McDonald's.
    17
  • You're so stupid you tried to steal a free sample.
    66
  • Yo momma's so stupid, she got fired from an M'n'Ms factory for throwing out all the 'W's.'
    17
  • You're so dumb, when you got locked in a bed store, you slept on the floor.
    21
  • Were you born an idiot or have you had to work at it?
    72
  • If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.
    23
  • You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent.
    -74
  • You are living proof of reincarnation. No one could possibly get to be so stupid in just one lifetime.
    44
  • You are an oxygen thief.
    -38
  • You're so stupid you threw a rock at the ground and missed.
    103
  • Is that your head, or did your neck blow a bubble?
    10