Dumbass Insults
There are 72 dumbass insults and comebacks.
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If you think you're a wit, you're half right.-71
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So a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.70
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Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you'll find a brain back there.141
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Light travels faster than sound, this is why some people appear bright before they speak.72
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You're so stupid, you went to the dentist to get bluetooth.51
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Yo momma is so dumb, when she was in the back of a cop car, she called the police and said she had been kidnapped.135
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This is the government's plan to see if monkeys can type, and I have to say: they successfully accomplished that.47
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You're so stupid, even a two button mouse gives you too many options.41
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You're the kind of person that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.-15
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Yo momma's so dumb, she thought Fleetwood Mac was a burger at McDonald's.16
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You're so stupid you tried to steal a free sample.73
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Yo momma's so stupid, she got fired from an M'n'Ms factory for throwing out all the 'W's.'19
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You're so dumb, when you got locked in a bed store, you slept on the floor.32
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Were you born an idiot or have you had to work at it?81
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If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.30
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You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent.-78
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You are living proof of reincarnation. No one could possibly get to be so stupid in just one lifetime.51
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You are an oxygen thief.-36
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You're so stupid you threw a rock at the ground and missed.113
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Is that your head, or did your neck blow a bubble?15