Dumbass Insults

If you think you're a wit, you're half right.

So a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.

Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you'll find a brain back there.

Light travels faster than sound, this is why some people appear bright before they speak.

You're so stupid, you went to the dentist to get bluetooth.

Yo momma is so dumb, when she was in the back of a cop car, she called the police and said she had been kidnapped.

This is the government's plan to see if monkeys can type, and I have to say: they successfully accomplished that.

You're so stupid, even a two button mouse gives you too many options.

You're the kind of person that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.

Yo momma's so dumb, she thought Fleetwood Mac was a burger at McDonald's.

You're so stupid you tried to steal a free sample.

Yo momma's so stupid, she got fired from an M'n'Ms factory for throwing out all the 'W's.'

You're so dumb, when you got locked in a bed store, you slept on the floor.

Were you born an idiot or have you had to work at it?

If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.

You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent.

You are living proof of reincarnation. No one could possibly get to be so stupid in just one lifetime.

You are an oxygen thief.

You're so stupid you threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Is that your head, or did your neck blow a bubble?